Come out as gay to my parents

>come out as gay to my parents
>my mother starts crying from happiness and calls all her friends telling them how proud she is
>my dad gives me a firm handshake and hands me a few hundred £ as a reward
>my boss and coworkers hear of this too and make me employee of the month (all tips from customers go to me this month)
>my uni also finds out and decides to bump up my grade as I might have had a hard time dealing with this and it could have interrupted my studies

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No that doesn’t happen in my country

If I were your dad or your boss I'd rape you as hard as I can and I'd also force you to keep a butt plug up your ass all day long even when outside. I'd also lock your dick in a chastity cage and won't allow you to cup through penis stimulation.

Least sexually deranged japanese

also based

Thank you my fellow Asian bro

Nah, faggots are executed o sight here

Pvt Gomez, you need to stop watching porn, it is fucking your brains up.

What kind of relationship did you have with your parents?

this. it should be done just to check if you are actually a faggot or just pretending

Sorry I'm Japanese.

>What kind of relationship did you have with your parents?
A very normal one. I'm not gay so I didn't have to go through all that but I always had my fetishes. My first boner when I was like 4 years old was imagining myself strangling Tweety (I thought he was a female).

Why do all Japanese have crazy sex fantasies?

Isn't that a reward for faggot do?

For the record this is the singular nice thing we do to gays before everyone shuns the queer

sgt ramirez

disgusting if true

Wholesome

Unironically happend

I don't find it that extreme. What are your fantasies? Just for reference

just fucking cute boys i guess

sex

I also love sex but I've noticed that after a few months with the same girl I start feeling like I'dike to try new stuff while still doing the "usual", regular sex. Nothing too extreme but I love the feeling of having power over someone weaker and smaller than me.

and now important question, are you actually gae?

least perverted japanese

Cease.

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you should be disowned

Do brits really