>lunch break at work
>go to get my sandwich from the fridge
>it's missing
>see Russian coworker eating my sandwitch at one of the tables
>'dude that's my lunch'
>"No it's not, do you have any proofs?"
>it literally says my name on the wrapper
>"ok but American coworkers steal lunches why are you not complaining about this??"
>wat
>he runs to the boss and tries to have me fired for "russophobia"
does this happen in your cunt aswell
Lunch break at work
Based
no I don't eat bread
Why are the American coworkers like this bros?
I can never understand people that steal food like that. Seriously, it's not your food, you know it's not your food, but you just take it.
Sounds like russians doing their classic thing of having their way with the euro sissies that surround them.
why?
Just be russophobe, fuck those rapist barbarians orcs
I've been feeling nothing but good since I cut bread out of my diet. Just seems useless nutritionally. So many better sources of carbs out there.
laxative in sandwich
>americans shart themselfs all the time?
>are you ameriphobic?
just don't care for it
Are you dumb?
I want to understand the real rational behind somebody that would steal from people they have to see everyday.
>replying seriously to a cheeky b8 thread
ngmi
>inb4 pretending to be retarded
People actually do it. Otherwise we wouldn't have this silly thread.
Can't you read between the lines? He spoke about the political situation and the behavior of Russia
He just chose a stupid analogy
Kill yourself streetshitter
Ukraine is rightful russian clay.
Where is Ukraine on the European map in 1200? 1500? 1800? 1980? 1990?
What happened in 1991 was a vicious attack from NATO. Ukraine, Estonia, Latvia, Georgia etc. are all rightful russian clay
They were brainwashed into believing they aren't russians
Yeah a better one would be a russian doing heroin and then having hiv+ unconaentuak conscript sex with his bunk mate
k dude whatever
What would be a better analogy(
unconsentual*
Very rude
Yeah but you were eating his friend's lunches since 2014.