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ktim

so you're saying they weren't aboriginal?

wfh and moved out of the city but missing the social life and actually having young people nearby

wonder if i move to a london-adjacent place (e.g. within 1 hour travel) and trying to go in most weekends would sort the issue, or if that wouldn't work due to not being able to get involved in nightlife without arranging hotel / mate's sofa

or maybe I could just stay up all night and get the first train back, who knows

what did u eat

cant quite find the words to describe how i feel so im going to communicate through the medium of dance
*starts flossing*

Live in Flat 1 in my block
Routinely get the buzzer going and it's a jeet delivery with a parcel for flat 2/3/4/5
Why the FUCK DON'T YOU JUST BUZZ THEM THEN YOU CUUUUUNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTSSSSS STOP BOTHERING ME

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Anime!

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nick their food then

It's a wet dream for NATO to field test their weapons and remove, for decades, the power and threat of Russia...all with zero domestic repercussions or lost soldiers. But at the end of the day it was Russia who overstepped and thought they could blitz Ukraine in 3 days, only to get caught out. Whatever evil plans NATO might have had, they didn't initiate this shitshow nor would they have.

pizza with too many jalapenos

it would make more sense to do a hotel in the city for a night or a weekend if you lived further out

on a plane to the uk right this second to come buzz or your door and run away

surely you can just crash with whatever bird you happen to pull on that night x

just realised I haven't had a tug in 4 days
might do that today at some point
will let you know when I do

Fuck's sake this is me
Not no. 1 but I'm the first place in front so I cop all the innumerate delivery drivers

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Yeah but the mummy trump simp loves his bloody tuff tory grill express headlines doesnt he?

Cant see how Ukraine/West =Good guys. Russia = Bad guys might not be 100% accurate

done 3 yesterday me

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so what level is womans football at? is it the skill equivalent of a bunch of 13 year old lads having a kick about? whats the point then? its not like its a bunch of sexy bae's getting all sweaty, they all look like lessers

I do have quite a few mates who would let me sleep over, but obviously then you have to stick with them all night so it's not quite so free and crazy

Could either just pull or wait up for the first train I suppose

No prospect of a place to sleep would give me lazer focus for pulling

got messaged by a 71 year old on grindr, bit grim

done that before. some times its fine. some times it stings my ring. not really sure what quantity gets to be dangerous. i think it ight have something to do with how well cooked they are on top as well

Such is life as the de facto receptionist.

Thinking of the most distressing sentence in the English language which must be “I’m white but my child isn’t”

Pure distilled America

love her

Polynesians are the up and coming troublemakers here

>NATO might have had, they didn't initiate this shitshow nor would they have.
I'd contend they encouraged it.

They'd did the equivalent of the N word to a black fella and then act surprised when the black guy swung for them

They knew what would happen.

He might have money

just sneezed just now

About the same as Scottish Premiership

why dont you just get a higher earning job and then you can take a helicopter home

a polysneezian

business idea: competitive celebrity shoplifting

Hadn't considered that option actually but now you mention it that's very sensible

My wife's son is a proud Wangkangarru man

antony worrall thompson would sweep it

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Any liz truss is definitely insane

Those glazey eyes
That vacant expression on her face
Those weird speeches about cheese or children in the 80s in leeds being unable to read because of antiracism

there's no way you can argue that the invasion of a country and corollary deaths of thousands of civillians is an approprate response to bit of geopolitical fiddling around

in your example it's more like giving a black fella a bit of a frown then acting surprised when he swings for you

charlotte volls fit m8

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don't like warm weather except for the fact i can walk around half naked and girls can too
if it wasn't for that i'd be happy at 15 degrees all year round

must be obvious now that so called havana syndrome was just war withdrawal symptoms affecting vampires who need to hit a level of collateral damage to sustain their life force

made a recruitment form for my bosses' website and she said "ok, that's cool"

british people should stop eating so much bread and pastry, eat only a little bit of wheat flour products, you eat too much of this
replace with more fresh fruits and vegetables
go out in the sun whenever it is possible
I see a lot of british people with rickets (bow legged, knock kneed) and scurvy (mushy gums, bad teeth)
wheat flour foods also contribute to the bad teeth, it sticks up along the gumline and putrefies quickly
please do these things for your health and the health of your children

MATO is the Russian n word

Have you ever shagged her up the arse?

funnily enough, she looks like a 13 year old boy

Shan't be listening to a yank about what I should and shouldn't be eating

soccer doesnt let women carry weight in all the right areas to make them cute. women should stick to low impact sports

Yank hippies should eat more kerbs

Literally me two hours from now on doing stretches before the workout in my gym

Nato countries invaded iraq for less

Fucking knew it
Sending this post to Zelenskyy for proofs

you will continue to suffer

endlessly hitting the update button what has my life become

ever smelled a girl who has washed for days at a festival or camping trip?

please tell me by "wife's son" you are not referring to a son from a previous marriage or relationship

Just select the auto button

...yh

just ate half a kg of bacon. gonna eat a couple of apples to balance it out

>The real story is I was born in Somaliland, north of Somalia, as Hussein Abdi Kahin.

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she'd look like a pickle if shes been showering for days mate

Made a Canadian rorke anxious about my domestic arrangements

whats it like
>tfw my typos are exclusively omitting things that change the entire sentence

Never seen anyone who washed for more than 30 minutes

Turned out alright didn't he

one for my Ausbros

youtube.com/watch?v=8FKOzZwODO8

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presented without comment

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cute

proud leftypol moment

are Beth going in for the kill youtube.com/watch?v=_XTLQTMK4po