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My dearest apologies 5 XTC pills are cheaper and more life changing than a single flight to vietnam
why didn't they listen?
we're retarded
t. person that has gay sex with men
Don't like this whole "men shouldn't be afraid to talk about their mental health" gimmick
Men should be stoic and reserved at all times, in order to present an unwavering sense of calm to weaker and more emotional beings (women, children)
If any of my mates start talking to me about mental health they're getting a slap in the jaw
28 years old but have never lived on my own
Always flatshared or stayed with parents.
Also never driven a car, always cycled/used busses
Not a low earner either, just cannot justify the cost
Jokes on you mdma only makes me straighter
yeah man you act really straight all of the time bro
If you're friends with the people you flatshare with then it's nowhere near as bad as people make out desu
Live by myself now, and find it far lonelier than when I was living with my mate
Can be grim if you're living with strangers and afraid to use communal spaces at the same time as them and all that though
already a thin layer of sweat on me and im just sat on the bus to toil
gays literally eat poo
are you actually going to ride the bus for an hour lad
one day, the last one of us all here will be the last one to be alive, and its going to be me who outlives every single one of you
waheeeeeey bus wanker
also l'm trans btw
Work from home has taken all the challenge but also all the excitement out of my life
It's just far too easy for me to live a stress-free life while making a fairly comfortable salary now
not good for your chances tht
amazing how spot on he is
prove it
and a ching chong nip nong to you too sir
>Labour Party sources confirm that the party will put forward a confidence motion in the Government today
Europeans are going to freeze and starve to death this winter under capitalism I'm afraid.
Gays have a german soul
the za
poo bowel motion
what does this mean?
precisely what it says
Wish there were women under the age of 60 in the countryside
im not scared of australians they are scared of magpies
im the king of seagulls (but crows are my enemys)
right but they obviously dont have a majority in parliment so what does it matter?
and the UK?
Would sniff this young lady's farts.
it's a win win for labour
if you get tory rebels to vote with you then you create disruption in the party
if the tories vote against it then they look like hypocrites because they all resigned last week trying to oust johnson
would worship her anus like a beta negro
It's too fucking hot lads
Literally just got out the bath and just sitting here and already sweating. Might have to forego my cycle to work and get a train otherwise I might unironically die.
where you do live
sound sounds weird but i dont mean it in a weird way
disgusting slop
1500 British people died of covid in the last 7 days. WHY IS THIS NOT NEWS?
nobody cares about covid any more
nobody gives the slightest fuck
After your warm bathing, do you use the shower on cold to chill your body out? If not, that's why you're sweating, you raised your body temperature
My farts have caused more death than that
i mean that i mean breastmilk oops i uh i mean um i mean breastmilk no i i mean
Not really. The tories are voting to keep their party in power, not Johnson (who is already on the way out).
based anthrax barm enjoyer
that new aldi iced machiatto is rather peng
Mad how if we just lived normally through covid people would barely have noticed, other than a few hundred thousand excess deaths (mostly people who were already very old / infirm and who would have died in the next 2-3 years anyway) and the appearance of a very bad flu season
Literally spaffed away our money and our happiness by treating it as something serious
mad how its all the clintons fault so some tv actor said fuck it and invoked an ancient god and literally everyone almost died
a mere few hundred thousand excess deaths
Bizarre how Sunak is the front runner for PM when his tax policy is incredibly non-conservative.
Why the fuck is this cunt being pushed so hard?
just wear the mask rorke ffs