Why are Orthodox Christians so miserable...

Why are Orthodox Christians so miserable? Catholics and even Protestants actually look approachable and as if they want to help people, but Orthodox seem like they're constantly judging you and waiting to die. Is it just because they're Slavic?

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>Protestants actually look approachable
no they stinks

Lara is approachable and CUTE

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imagine take her virginity before marriage

>Why are Orthodox Christians so miserable? Catholics and even Protestants actually look approachable and as if they want to help people, but Orthodox seem like they're constantly judging you and waiting to die. Is it just because they're Slavic?
Because we are Christians, not satanists that serve earthly values.

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Suffering is the main idea of Christianity. We suffer on Earth to rejoice in Heaven.

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>and waiting to die
And

Because Protestantism and Catholics are heretics who virtue signal

Protestants more than Catholics, THOUGH

Catholics seem to do the "Social Gospel" think which is bad

Catholics are hertics. Protestants are the only true Christians.
>inb4 protestants came after catholics

In my experience Catholics are all overly aggressive nut jobs, their kids are always violent little shits as well. Protestants are usually friendly but schizo

I wish, most were as bad as any other women when I was one.

>Protestants are the only true Christians.

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Fucking racist scum

I don't understand the difference between Catholics and Protestants.

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I think it would be easier to find a good protestant church because they don't all jerk off to the same old liberal fag of a pope

Do plastic paddies count as a race?

they live in slavic countries and or greece
catholics pray to statues have to talk to priests to ask for forgiveness, get molested by said priest, pay a tax to go to heaven, eat fish on sundays, are required to by shitty candles from the dollar store and place them where ever some cyclist died on the road, have cool churches, have to get married in a catholic church, sit on wooden benches, have nuns, can't understand what the priest is saying, and actually drink wine during communion
Protestants by definition just dont do that but add on their own funny set of rules sometimes (i.e seventh day Adventists who like to follow the old jewish laws because reasons)

>pay a tax to go to heaven

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Because the Tatar-Mongolian Invasion made Orthodoxy so. The Poles and the Czech Republic are also Slavs, but they are Catholics.