I wish I lived in a fantasy world with dragons n shiet

I wish I lived in a fantasy world with dragons n shiet

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You would be killed by a dragon.

Based on tes lore dragons are fucking assholes

Actually those aren't dragons but wyverns

>he doesnt know

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No I’m built different I could kill it

welsh hunted them to extinction
sorry bro

>No I’m built different

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Well of course you haven't met my mother in law

More fat=stronger spells

Same, real life is fucking gay.

fantasy-bros I just wish I could fly
>inb4 jump of a bridge jokes

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Welcome to Komodo!

Breaking news: former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe reincarnated in medieval parallel universe

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Just image if levitation magic was real
We could make houses with no stairs and mock non-wizards
>you CAN fly can’t you?

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for me, its post-apocalyptia
>just take stuff
>enslave people
>loli harem
ahh this is the life

die Telvanni scum
get down here and fight like a true Redoran

Mad Redoran who has to take silt striders
Meanwhile I can jump halfway across morrowind with one spell

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Not me, dragons are inherently sexual and I'm exposed enough to sexual things.

Based boomer

I do it all the time on my dreams

You want to seduce the dragon, don't you user?

Depends on how intelligent the dragon is
Basic animal? No
On par or above human intelligence? Yes

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Sex?