>be city rat
>everyone is Any Forums and outdoorsy
>leave for rural BC
>they're all fat with missing teeth
>young people working in fast food joints look miserable and want to leave
what is the rural/urban divide like in your country?
Be city rat
Nathaniel Allen
Kevin Cox
City = civilized people
Country = will drown their own kids and rape the neighbors'
Oliver Allen
>city
noone talks
>rural
everybody speaks to you as if they know you and greets etc.
Blake Rodriguez
>rural
>literally nothing ever happens, religious people, everyone knows each other, have to go to the city for everything, people just use hard drugs because they are so fucking bored, great place to raise a family
>random weird festivities that nobody has ever heard about
>city
>bars everywhere, shops everywhere, everything within walking distance, everyone stills know each other, good and bad areas, foreigners, soft drugs for parties, terrible place to raise a family
>woah its fag day
Jaxon Lee
Also, rural people are tall. City people are short.
Adam Foster
>rural
Real Americans
>city
Walking iPhones
Jaxson Rogers
Shut the fuck up: city slicker
Leo Perez
>city
fat / skinny fat and poor
>rural
fat / skinny fat and poor
Brody Wilson
iktf, rural white zoomers here average 6'3-6'6, the mog city dwellers hard
Noah Powell
City: city slickers
Rural: rural and suburban retards
Dylan Morris
>literally nothing ever happens, religious people, everyone knows each other, have to go to the city for everything, people just use hard drugs because they are so fucking bored,
>great place to raise a family
do you see the contradiction?
Aaron Barnes
city = violent blacks and hipster whites
country = cool blacks and violent whites
Matthew Powell
Aren't most Canadian city slickers hapas or orientals?
William Garcia
Based inbred cannibal
Ian Myers
>Cities
Everyone is an asshole
>Rural
Everyone is an asshole except with more guns.
Julian Gray
Yeah there's like non stop drive by shootings in the Appalachians
Sebastian Davis
There's none
Nothing better than smoking a pipe of crack with your sons
David Allen
he said himself they use hard drugs in the country dumbass
Colton Morgan
>missing the joke this badly
Are you German?
Grayson Wright
Not in the midwest, I swear to Christ, my number one goal in life is to move somewhere in America that gets me away from these frigid, wooden, shallow assholes.
Christian Green
I heard that lots of rural Dutch people are actually very conservative. is this true??
Asher Wilson
>my number one goal in life is to move somewhere in America that gets me away from these frigid, wooden, shallow assholes.
user... I have some bad news...