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Hey, this is Henry Rollins!

I was in a band in the eighties that everybody says they like but they don't actually listen to. Brace yourself, because I'm about to beat you down with my basic bitch political opinions stated with a determined intensity. You won't be able to handle my conventional majority views stated monotonously over some bland hardcore guitar riffs. See, I'm a punk rocker, but I'm old now... old and wise! Being older means I'm smarter even though none of my positions have changed since I was an edgy teenager.

I think masculinity is dumb. That's why I make tough guy faces and lift weights and stuff. I'll kick your ass if you like masculinity! See, I'm a white guy, but I can't STAND white guys. This is a brave, bold statement I shouldn't be making, I might lose friends and social capital for saying it. Sorry if that bursts your bubble, honky, but that's just how it's gonna be.

Homosexuality is natural and normal. Someone has to tell you this, America, and it might as well be me. I can handle the shitstorm that'll follow. I have all those muscles and stuff. So I can afford to declare wholehearted support for the revolutionary policies and cultural mores that have been altered, top down, by our elite ruling class.

Sodomy feels good and you should try it. Things that feel good are always good, even if it gives you AIDS.

Conformity is like death. That's why I'm a nonconformist who fully supports every state supported cultural change that has taken place in the last 30 years. I plan on continuing to push the envelope and fight in the safe space the ruling elites have formed for me within their global power structure. They don't stand a chance, cuz guess what? I'm a 53 year old white man. And I'm single, and I'm not a father. I'm living the dream, and when I die I'll leave not a trace. Gone forever. Are you man enough to go extinct? Heh, didn't think so loser. Have fun fighting against your genocide, you fragile weaklings.

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henry POOlins

is this really a thread or did you just want to say that? im not reading that. reading none of it desu...

America needs Socialism.

latest tory leadership candidate

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Can't countenance the idea of having a gf who is less intelligent then me which is a problem because I have a 139 IQ

i have never seen a brit who didn't have the stupidest opinions imaginable on a given topic and wasn't really smug about it to boot. just saw one britshit saying how he only goes for women over 25 because "they've staved off the worst excesses of what's going on". get me off this fucking nightmare island

Non-weirdo edition:

Grim.

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bum me arse

I'm under the same impression

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>just saw one britshit saying how he only goes for women over 25 because "they've staved off the worst excesses of what's going on"
this was me in the pub just now

just shamed myself and my entire family

never gonna happen
you left it way too late

no mate

people don't really vote for a party though do they? they vote for the leader. the people voted for Boris. So it confuses me why we now have to deal with some Paki or tranny bint who no-one voted for when really there should be a general election.

First time?

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high effort shitpost

Yeah I think Britain is the only country in the world that has such rampant anti-intellectualism.

go on x

lucky bastard

imagine getting tricked by Any Forums into investing 80% of your worth into metals.

American zoomers are like this too

The top one is 1998 presumably?

Just mental how much the demographics of Western Europe changed so dramatically in just 2 decades.

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intellectuals are the ones pushing all the poz shit so that's based

twitter raping my eyes with that jameela jamil photo every time my feed updates

britan made israel?

You're supposed to vote for your local representative.
But the public are a load of idiots so here we are.
British party politics is no different to football fandom.

Yeah. We literally wrote a note saying "da jooz belong in jerusalem" and told the arabs living there to fuck off, and then left them both to it assuming they'll work it out eventually.

south american gf 2023

is there a "recruiters please stop messaging me"
status you can set up on LinkedIn?

they keep contacting me about jobs that are a £30k pay cut and I just want them to fuck off

yankified freak

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Rorke getting conned into supporting a left-wing LGBT activist for PM because “at least she’s not brown”.

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i post drivel
bleh bleh
im an idiot
bleh bleh bleh

Do local MPs actually have ANY power though? I've never seen any noticeable difference on a local level. A system like that might work in America where every state almost functions like it's own independent country, but that just isn't the case here at all.

she's peng, wish she'd rape my eyes

cope