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*gets down on hands and knees back arched and bum right in the air*
*wipes up the dust with dustpan and brush*

Has Priti formally declared?

grim

slags from today

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Only the biggest nonces drive electric cars for the environment

imagine going on a show like this (to make a fucking fool of yourself) to be put up against a cripple. literally cant win

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christi what is he thinking
even freaks who follow politics dont konw who the fuck he is

Based Tommy Tug

let’s hope. im sick of that little jew zelensky and his shit country

He basically wants to resign and support Rishi so he gets a promotion. Good idea

lmao car cucks btfo
my push bike costs me nothing but kcal to operate
the price is the same as it was 10 years ago, and it will be the same in 10 years time too

I drive a car I built myself that runs on my own poo

Imagine not being a communist if you're a proletarian lol.

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Sometimes when I have a euromillions ticket on (as I do currently) I look up expensive properties in Bath.

reckon that's where I'd move if I ever won. Also look at properties in Edinburgh

Pincher for PM if you ask me

Look, you can joke about it all you want, but energy prices will triple in October and there's nothing the government will do about it. You cant even reduce your usage because the energy companies jack up the standing charge to compensate.
You WILL be poor
You WILL eat the bugs
You WILL be thankful for it

corr

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L: England 8 (EIGHT) (Mead 81') Norway 0

*smacks your dusty bum*
*dust goes flying through the air*

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class cuckery is real, i saw the niggas on /gif/ make a thread about getting cucked by rich girls. mental illness.

>let’s hope. im sick of that little jew zelensky and his shit country

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They're working to impoverish the proletariat across Europe, which is the goal of our class enemies, the bourgeoisie. And the main enemy is at home of course, British capitalists, monopolists and imperialists.

hair is falling out again
sick of it

I'm comfortable enough in my white collar job. I have a kid who I share custody of. Life is basically fine, don't fancy some radical change in circumstances that might fuck shit up

Might just drop out of life and become a NEET. We’re all gonna end up poor and eating the bugs anyway. It’s over

don't remember asking or caring

did you know america is simultaneously drawing from their federal petrol reserve and exporting it to china right now

was watching channel 4 news earlier and they said that culture wars and brexit loyalty will decide the next leader

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the 'bab

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penny mourdant looks like THAT?

Could not stomach the thought of another man either raising or partly raising my child

>there's nothing the government will do about it.
Not under capitalism, that's for sure.
What should happen is all energy companies should be expropriated by a workers government without compensation. Energy is a human necessity and should be produced for use.

Should I switch to a contract without a standing charge? Got the option to now desu

DO NOT CARE

everyone remembers penny mordaunt on splash but everyone forgets nadine dorries on im a celeb

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Still not sure what to do for my birthday anons

As long as he calls him by his name and not dad, it's fine

you'd move to bath if you won 100 million quid on the lottery?
christ mate, dream a little bigger

they gave a shit ton of money to one of hunter “crackhead” biden’s chinese shell corps too lmfao

do you find it weird that badenoch is like Bad Enoch?

> who I share custody of
SAD!

*walks into your room*

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*moans*

no just cancel them all and stock up on fleeces

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got a compliment on the internet, now i have had an erection for 22 mintues

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youtu.be/QCfAfVuspCg

This kid who was linked here looks like a more Jewish version of me. Same eye colour, face structure etc. Unnerving.

I spunked in her and she thankfully kept the baby, we were never a couple.

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How would I cook food, have showers, and power my internet/laptop? Think that's all I use energy for desu

I got a 2 year deal in Sept 2020
Cant wait to get absolutely fucked this October. Anticipating my energy to cost as much as my rent.

wonder if there will be an article like this tomorrow

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Haven't been on holiday in 10+ years, bit of a homebody me. All my stuff, all my home-comforts are here in the UK and everyone speaks english here.

Sure if I won the euromillions I might go on holidays if I had someone to go with me i.e a gf but I reckon I'd still spend most of my time sat around at home. Suppose I could get a gaff somewhere warm year-round like Spain or Italy.

best place to get SIM cards delivered to where they wont throw away my packages of frequent and massive amounts of SIM cards i will deliver there to that place?

>Rival campaigns believe Jacob Rees-Mogg is preparing to back Liz Truss

>Euro now worth 1 US dollar
lol.
Lmao even.
Good old sanctions. Slava Ukraina!

>[Company] will be carbon neutral by 2050

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you'll be too busy starving to death when the dutch stop exporting anything
grim times ahead lads

>not being off the grid, using exclusively renewables
We tried to earn you

the ukraine war was started by the yanks to fuck with europe and russia

got a warning for racism on Any Forums

Corr hope so

none of it affects me because im not poor

pound is also its weakest against the dollar in like 40 years

however bad things in the EU are they will be worse here

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it was started by rusgolians invading ukraine
not sure how thats up for debate

>tug end hat

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were you being racist?

your sex life is already zero carbon (zero sex innit)

>2050
itll be too late by then anyway
hope ill be dead any buried by then

tfw we are the generation who will see the end of humanity

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if you think this war is bad imagine a war with china and the cost of living crisis that would cause

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my life, and by extension all yours, is meaningless

>it was started by rusgolians invading ukraine
they invaded because the yanks overthrew the ukranian government
yank diplomat call was leaked lol

no, just honest

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lol
lmao even
might have to move to russia soon lads

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wild how over 50% of the popuilation looks like him but don't have the bad luck to be captured sweating with your shirt off in the dailymail

would not affect scotland

bit muggeh

i feel you

oh no we might have to start making things again instead of being a soulless service economy. how horrible

why can't yankistan just become nuclear glass?

Perhaps, but Siberia melting and becoming temperate will mean Russia ultimately wins the Climate wars