Its more fun in the Philippines

Nigeria has a good slogan, ours is terrible.

being murdered by the government for smoking pot
philippinos are unironically subhuman

Pedophilia

if you're a white guy and go to the Philippines, girls see you as their ticket out of poverty and demand that you creampie them on day one

Because that's how long you'll survive there as a tourist!

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they are the only good ones

Greece's slogan is not "Live your myth in Greece?". I've been living a lie for my whole life.

Ackshually Australia tourism used to run ads on our cable so that slogan stuck with me

for me, it's Venezuela

I vote this for the shittiest slogan

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>What's more fun in the Philippines?
Cuming bareback inside an underaged prostitute and getting away with it because brownoids are corrupt and worship white cock

>most Reddit tourist slogan

Not surprised.

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>There's nothing like Australia
Thank God.

This, wtf Greece

Cope degenerate

>Get All Right
I have never heard this in my entire life

Iran is so polite

Range ban all shartmericans

Actually this map is wrong: Kazakhstan changed their tourism slogan about two years ago because of Borat.

I vote Kazakhstan as most based tourist slogan.

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