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Splurged out and treated my bird to a new car

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>americans

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the american phenotype

>ape
When did you buy in?
Me? $12

been lifting for a year and other than a big jump in gains in the first 3 months or so i've made fuck all progress, going to jump on gear i reckon

SS + GOMAD
read the sticky

A white woman's ideal family is a black partner but white kids

shut the fuck up cunt

Read somewhere that it's a widely known trope that poors resent self-made men more than they do rich people through inheritance. Is this actually common?

NGMI

>partner

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it's all about face + height + frame anyway

sick of you
sick of it

>GOMAD
how to out yourself for having manboobs

Why wouldn't they though? There is no such thing as being 'self-made'. At least people bragging about their inheritance are being honest.

imagine shagging a bird in real life

plan for the night: shag a snout fresh from a bonfire while listening to fenian choons

do jf's know that shit like this is pure fantasy but then the trope of a white adventurer wooing exotic bints is literal fact
i don't know how they cope, it's simply an uncomfortable fact of life that it's not pc to portray anymore

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OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
HEEEEEEEY SEXY LADY

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2012 was THE year

Didn’t Mountbatten let Nehru shag his wife? Was probably common to have indian BVLLS fuck white women there

/brit/ more like dead

fucking dead

dont bother coming back to brit if you aren't going to post at least once per minute

sick of you runts

new thread

>do jf's know that shit like this is pure fantasy but then the trope of a white adventurer wooing exotic bints is literal fact
>i don't know how they cope, it's simply an uncomfortable fact of life that it's not pc to portray anymore

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honestly prefer wanking to sex with the gf

her fanny is gross desu

love old films me

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salaam alaikum mate wagwan

used to post here a fuck load
got a new job where i actually have to do shite now though so im barely here

sekso

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need you out of business sunshine

honestly don't see the point in cookingtoil

you spend all that time, effort and money to make something when you could just buy something from a supermarket that's nearly as good you just need to stick in the oven and be done with

bit of a tragic thread now innit though

Okay so it'll actually be tomorrow when I get my face sat on by prostitutes. I'm going to do it twice with two different girls, thinking the first time I eat her pussy, have her sit on my face, then give me a blowjob. For the second session I'll have her sit on my face and we'll 69.
This whole experience will cost 400 euros.

how come we've had an "extreme" heatwave and "britain's hottest day ever" every summer for the past few years

climate warming

Rishi and Sajid vs Boris

If you deny global warming you're a yankified runt and need to FOY off proto

because you didn’t eat the bugs
you didn’t live in the pod
you didn’t not own anything
you weren’t happy
and it’s over

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Bros i have a meeting about actually going back to work on Friday after trying to off myself. Main concern is everyone treating me like a nutter and the stigma etc.

How judgmental are people when it comes to mental health? I like to think it's better understood than it used to be. I don't want to be an outcast anymore

It's not that I don't belive in global warming as such, it's just that I simply do not care.

going to go near their arseholes?

sensationalist media

Reviewing some new UFO videos my sources have sent me

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globo homoing

there's literally no evidence for man-made global warming

I'll have my face buried in their buttcheeks but I'm not going to lick the anus

bit hot outside init

yeah it's summer time, mad that

UFOs exist

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UFOs exist

Do you lads believe in gnomes?

a) if something is hotter than the previous thing then it is now the hottest
b) it hasn't been "every year", don't make shit up

dont think gnomes exists but I believe in UFOs

mad how it gets hot in the summer time innit
government should do something

Yeah unidentified flying objects exist. Doesn't mean they're extraterrestrial or spooky though. Could just be a really odd bird or a stray weather balloon

what did he mean by this?

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soon

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