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petition.parliament.uk/petitions/619039/
please sign

aged whisk(e)y aka pure shit that perverts drink neat and act like they're fancy

Tell you what, lads, there might be something to this Global Warming stuff.
Brits ain't built for this kind of heat.

thats not even what was overturned

galveston oh galvestOoOn
i am so afraid of shagging

Can’t sleep in bed because I’m sweating bullets.

prefer brandy myself

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back on cos i cant sleep and was thinking too much

think we chatted before desu

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whatever's on a deal for me 8-)

>thinking too much
bout what?

Pass The Courvoisier

why i cant get a gf, or why my life has gone down hill since finishing uni (its because i havent found a job yet)

The only bender in this thread is you

just sent more m and s cheese tasters and another slab of cheddar down the hatch
feel sick now

ktim except I have to a job.

Imagine being proud of shagging a hairy pooey mans arsehole. Like that’s what your personality is built around. And you’re proud of that. Fucking howling. Never change queers. The travelling man will inherit these lands

why am i fat fuck sake this is less than ideal

yeah we did lad
been meaning to watch this one
muni is top notch in scarface

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A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide
And no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
Silent, silent
This is my final fit
My final bellyache
With no alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises
No alarms and no surprises, please
Such a pretty house
And such a pretty garden
No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises (get me out of here)
No alarms and no surprises, please (get me out of here)

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Check your privilege, thin scum
twitter.com/stillgray/status/1546242246332514304

Shop in Waitrose 'cause I'm a proud Tory.

Where are Emmet and Thailad

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Edible down the gullet

just killed a fuck off huge spider in my room
I don't mind some house spiders but that nigga definitely had Aussie blood running through it being that massive

The choice of a fine beautiful woman who will bear you children or a grotesque ogre of a man with a shitey arse. You can’t tell me poofs aren’t mentally ill.

What's a parking ticket cost where you are?
Just paid $65 for not moving my bike during street cleaning

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love brandy but courvoisier is not good imo

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Should I shag a fat bird this weekend

absolutely hopeless with women
thinking about just going gay but i dont like the idea of getting fucked
wouldnt mind sucking a smallish cock maybe or powerfucking a femboy

We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke
We hope that you choke, that you choke

shit quality vegetables

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£60, £100 if you dont pay in 2 weeks

Just inherited 4.5 billion dollars

>You can’t tell me poofs aren’t mentally ill.
You're right I can't.

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What if he's not a grotesque and doesn't have a shitey arse? What if he's a clean twink?

Would you rather a feminine twink or a pig-ugly butch bird? You tell me what's mentally ill?

only 4.5?
i just inherited 4.6

Under a new parking code of practice introduced by the government in February 2022, the cap for private parking fines will be cut in half, going from £100 to £50 in all of England and Wales – except for London, which will see caps at £80.

Lay lady lay
Lay across my big brass bed

Surprised I wasn't banned last night. Was posting peng fannies and arseholes

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Bubbles = Anglo-Sazon
Buttercup = Briton
Blossom = Franco-Norman

irrelevant, that will be for council parking charges not private companies

howling

>Dr Evan Goldstein

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janny was fired. check the ad

It literally says it's for private parking companies.
gov.uk/government/news/government-clamps-down-on-rogue-parking-firms-with-new-code-of-practice

private companies can do whatever they want, gibberish

>in that case....

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okay keep paying them

>would I rather a mans arsehole or a woman’s fanny which is specifically designed for my cock
A real hard choice to make, queer.

>If you want to be happy, living a King's life, never make a pretty woman your wife

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won't be paying shit i dish out the fines i don't pay them, it's my job

My sweet Lord
My Lord
Mmm, my Lord
I really want to see you
Really want to be with you
Really want to see you, Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord
My sweet Lord
My Lord
My Lord

UlulaXx again? And the same photos? Come along, Cletus, and play the ruddy game ffs

how dya finger a woman
like ya stick your finger in there and spin it round like a washin machine?

The only thing you're inheriting is being a fucking fag

just learned Uber got in trouble

Has anyone noticed how model tend to only look good from a front facing view or vice versa?
And when they look good from that angle they look REALLY good

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r kelly also known as 'most based musician ever'

woah there dude
bit rude

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still cant believe he wrote all those songs and starred in his own musical about pissing on young women and no one caught on all these years

greatest english sportsman of all time

right, thats lunch sorted

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