Americans are reading this post in their funny, unintelligible little accents

Fuck you laughing at you literally sound exactly like us

Unless you're Quebecois in which case you sound like a cum guzzling frenchie

Where do I sound like I'm from? I'm toungue twister guy.

Intriguing...

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If you had to respond in anything other than type nobody would know what the fuck you were saying.
Try that for a language you fucking imbecile.
Cockney sounds like they are mad at English.

>American
>accent
?

voca.ro/13x3o7jiVOAx

You sound kinda like the foreign guys from Family Guy lol
youtube.com/watch?v=Kjq05OXTnV8&ab_channel=mrstrano82

Generally pretty good tho

some where around here, maybe colorado, idk american accent well only know west, east and south v_v,

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youtube.com/watch?v=MTVy_e_bfhs

Lol I'm not from there but I actually lived in colorado for the past year.

Ok Stewie

was i at least close? ;_;

Jamaican muh balls wet how the fuck do you live in Jamaica.

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do you actually mentally pronounce the words you are reading? like a child learning how to read?

Not really lol. I'm originally from the Northeast.

He is gay and from Connecticut get him.

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I know 5 US states max so I'll pick Pennsylvania.
I have no idea as to what this linguistic phenomenon is called, but I've always notice that Americans pronounce "Butter" as "Budder", as well as ignoring the 't' and replacing it with a 'd' in most words.

8/10 I mean your pronunciation and everything is great, but you sound drained. I don't think American girls would fawn over this accent like they do most europeans

>he doesnt have an inner voice

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I have transcended beyond reading
The meaning of the words simply beams into my head

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I still refuse to believe there's an entire country where people go around talking like Mary Poppins all day. Unironically

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sexo sexo sexo with demon girl, make her a mother.

was born here, it is home
ive only been to NY and NJ so i just assume rest sound similar, havent heard many other northeast people

>tfw twink
>tfw no Brit twink bf to bully me for my funny accent
I suffer

>as well as ignoring the 't' and replacing it with a 'd' in most words
Not the guy who posted that vocaroo but I'm extremely guilty of this.

WRONG
You got it right actually lol.

Thanks

>but you sound drained
It's 2AM

I need a big dicked french twink bf to talk in his funny frenchie accent

You don't know suffering until you've been walking down the street and then suddenly compelled to take part in an impromptu musical.

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This coming from the guy that pronounces YouTube as "Yewchyoob"

Well I'm glad to be wrong but if you're some fag from Connecticut it would be like...

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Ah true. Well come stateside sometime and you'll clean house just by speaking.

Kys faggot

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Midatlantic (eastern PA, NJ, Delaware, Southern NY not including NYC, and Connecticut) generally all sound similar. Accents start to get kinda funny in New England.
youtube.com/watch?v=FZDpx1aLovc&ab_channel=OrganicNation

You're too kind. I hope to come to the States sooner rather than later.