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eating quiche (pronounced kweesh)
kek
tinder, bumble, hinge etc doesn't matter, all the same, a massive confidence booster for average women, a confidence destroy for average men
do brits really talk about politics and religion on the internet?
the vanishingly rare good clogwog post
Submit to your desire.
Do not be afraid of what you crave.
Submit to lust.
Awaken the Beast.
screaminhgg
>tinder, bumble, hinge etc doesn't matter, all the same, a massive confidence booster for average women, a confidence destroy for average men
I asked a waitress for a quiche (quicky) and she slapped me in the face
it's actually kwi-shay (LOL)
have found nobody attractive for months
dating apps, people in the street. Nobody. Think im broken lads
ah yes, the hat, the tool of the fool bested in debate. Instead of logically arguing his position, he quotes me with a picture of a (quite dapper looking, i might add) man in a hat, as if t'were to make me look unintelligent.
Little does the hatposter know that all he's done is play himself the fool, as everyone in /brit/ can see through his facade. T'is a shame the depths this once great general has fallen to.
Disband the UK
How true
>ah yes, the hat, the tool of the fool bested in debate. Instead of logically arguing his position, he quotes me with a picture of a (quite dapper looking, i might add) man in a hat, as if t'were to make me look unintelligent.
>Little does the hatposter know that all he's done is play himself the fool, as everyone in /brit/ can see through his facade. T'is a shame the depths this once great general has fallen to.
off to the quay (pronounced quay) tonight
ok. to tell you the truth i dont much mind black people at all
kind of worried about the joos, though. arent you?
Managed to convince myself that sex and relationships arent worth the trouble anyway
But it has come at the cost of a completely nihilistic outlook on life
cute kot
want a cat so bad but my partner just won't have it :(
cloggy u want anymore porn
dancing queen is actually a much penger song
yeah *inhales cigarillo* can’t argue with that, bucko
Of all the trees that grow so fair,
Old England to adorn,
Greater are none beneath the Sun,
Than Oak, and Ash, and Thorn.
Sing Oak, and Ash, and Thorn, good sirs,
(All of a Midsummer morn!)
Surely we sing no little thing,
In Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Oak of the Clay lived many a day,
Or ever AEneas began.
Ash of the Loam was a lady at home,
When Brut was an outlaw man.
Thorn of the Down saw New Troy Town
(From which was London born);
Witness hereby the ancientry
Of Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Yew that is old in churchyard-mould,
He breedeth a mighty bow.
Alder for shoes do wise men choose,
And Beech for cups also.
But when ye have killed, and your bowl is spilled,
And your shoes are clean outworn,
Back ye must speed for all that ye need,
To Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Elm she hateth mankind, and waiteth
Till every gust be laid,
To drop a limb on the head of him
That anyway trusts her shade:
But whether a lad be sober or sad,
Or mellow with ale from the horn,
He will take no wrong when he lieth along
'Neath Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Oh, do not tell the Priest our plight,
Or he would call it a sin;
But - we have been out in the woods all night,
A-conjuring Summer in!
And we bring you news by word of mouth-
Good news for cattle and corn-
Now is the Sun come up from the South,
With Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
Sing Oak, and Ash, and Thorn, good sirs
(All of a Midsummer morn):
England shall bide till Judgment Tide,
By Oak, and Ash, and Thorn!
imagine...
yeah but I can't remember any good scenes
just upload one of your own faves
>my partner
faggot detected
what breed is the one in the front
cornwall and devon belong to wessex
fancy a wank
Localism.
Love to see it.
Pointless to try and force to happen. Either it comes naturally given the person & situation or it doesn't. Go with the flow
If the flow doesn't include sex and relationships, that's just the way it is.
Forcing things is bluepilled and things that are forced or artificial will never last
covering myself with poo and feathers
get loads of matches on dating apps and im barely above average
good cope this
need a shappi khorsandi gf
this is now a comfy map posting thread
dat's true
Currently stroking my cock
LIV
ERP
OOL
go go godzilla
Yeah? And are you converting those matches to shags?
Who cares about matches if you aren't following through
'partner' is not gender specific, it doesn't even always relate to romantic relationships.
I've released control. Been 3 years since I've shagged.
...yh?
did a few other people feel how close we were to an entire war back there just a few months ago?
I heard a rumour that people like you guys who post in this thread become so isolated you can turn gay. Is that true? And why would that happen
Nice map but it doesn't differentiate between Danish, Norwegian, and Swedish vikings
As a REAL British citizen and a REPUBLICAN I declare that Oliver Cromwell did nothing wrong.
based
got a gf just do it for the ego boost
Mad how Suella Braverman's real name is actually Sue Ellen
We aren't out of the woods quite yet, bub
BOGGED
>REPUBLICAN
literally just proto-commies
Did someone break your heart lad?
cackhanded?
gloucestershire is mercian clay
Would quite like youtube money but I don't have anything to make videos about. How do they create content every week?
Would alternatively like Twitch money but its oversaturated and I have no personality lol
Guess I'll just toil at the office again tomorrow as usual
Rainy day
Bit depressing
Might go get a beer
Might put on nylon shorts and just go sit on a bench in the rain
Might stay in and watch something on the television
Might make a blogpost on /brit/
Post real photos of UFOs
just react to other peoples content
like how london is a literal streak of shit
feeling niggardly
What would your gf care if you shag another woman? xD
UFOs are actually demons.
three pears MENTIONED
Came to that conclusion not too long ago. Your own company and enjoyment of the present is the only thing you need
politics more like feel like SHIT
everything is in place now. if other country was going to do something, it would have happened but now. plus nobody cares about the war any more...
just watched a compilation video of western soldiers getting killed in afghanistan cracking stuff
going to launch an unidentified flying object towards your jaw mate
mad how fit moni got, can't see how anyone can be transphobic after seeing how much happier and better off moni was after transitioning
what's that jap song which is in an anije sgle I the people are on sunbeds where the main lyrics are "go go go (jap noises)
nooooo! not the hecking ZOG!
Based BAME Accountant
only people who can pull off being troons are east asians really
>Priti Patel expected to enter Tory leadership contest as ‘authentic’ Brexiteer who can win
>She’s in talks with ERG but is likely to go for it - means she’ll be fighting with Liz Truss and Suella Braverman for support of Tory right
this ERG war is going to be a mess
steve baker backing braverman shagged truss and patel
mental how not one of those places is worth visiting
why does reddit start foaming at the mouth and raging at the mere mention of anything to do with NFTs?
nah moni pulled it off and she's south asian heritage
bill gates was bang out of order really
Life.......................................What's it all about...?
lovely map this
you like my trebuchet eh?
i built it specifically to throw away all the measuring cups and ingredients from your hands
cooking comes from the heart. and also decarboned thc mixed with butter.
should stick to jumping over chairs the scrawny little gimp
dont tell me you actually take NFTs seriously
sex arse
Now that brexit is done what's the point of appointing a brexiteer PM. Guaranteed to be incompetent
lol
poo, probably
Clearly never been to Arundel.
nigger
honestly it's not that difficult when you get into the swing of things
what does nft REALLY stand for?
smart those nazis
no i don't, but i don't understand reddit's position that NFTs are morally wrong and everyone associated with them should be cancelled either
The names Poo
Poo Poo
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>maps
mad how people were complaining about cubicles just 20 years ago
they never knew that open office toil was yet to come, would kill for a cubicle now
because the remainiac extremists like jeremy cunt want to undo it all?
alri adrian
i'd assume because they require a ridiculous amount of energy despite being utterly pointless?
Same goes for council housing
The old 70s council houses/flats are palaces compared to newbuilds seen these days
not everything has to be some great moral crisis. NFTs are just retarded but that should be the end of it
post her picture now
peepee a little hard but not hard enough to be considered erect
much like women haha amirite lads?
>Brexiteers are incompetent, we should elect the man who wants to make Esther McVey Deputy PM instead!
I reckon a lot of zoomers can. They all look incredibly feminine
what are some good films
nfts are just shit
>terrible art
>uses more energy per transaction than some countries
>community is filled with scammers and dickheads
NFTs aren't retarded, they're a good system of authentication
sharknado