/brit/ + /ausnz/

San Francisco cries out for 50 year mortgages
youtu.be/HPVCTLPNUzo

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yes i am indeed coked up

spastic yanks always make me laugh. utter retards the lot of tou

brian

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The ideal woman is short and very skinny

Don’t care if you disagree as you are a retard with shit taste

asian fanny is always so tidy
no one can explain that

damn this takes me back

Poo tore my arse, then the fart finished me off. Tears in my eyes, lads. How's it foing?

Thoughts?

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Wait is placebo a fag band? Been listening to them for a while. Those gay sounding lyrics should have tipped me off. Beautiful James for example

found out recently that women get flap reduction surgery kek

Alri Emma.

just another nancy boy

>is placebo a fag band?
lad...

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youd've worn it down to nub by now surely

Imagine the taste

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no

Intellectually, physically, and genetically superior to these working class industrial runts
Tis the nation merry olde England has become

Added some pepper to my pot noodle (the green one because I’m Irish) and basically tears started streaming down my face and steam was coming out of my ears and my face went scarlett. Suffice to say, unfortunately I’m a white and I can’t handle no spicy flavour like our black kings and queens

has canzac got an equivalent to liverpool? a city full of fat mongs like me who would fight yo yhe death for it?

so fucking hot lads im actually dripping with sweat in my bed

i've got air con

Newfoundland?

i've got con air on

Arse. Cock. Fanny. Breasts.

great film

tory cunt

female friend was telling me about this recently (about one of her friends). she got it because one was way longer than the other. lopsided, off kilter, askew and all tha

meanwhile my friend's fanny looks like pic related

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you'd get your arse kicked in glasgow mate
>jft96 xx fuck le tories!!!
honestly, think you're all hard because of le funny accent
never met a scouser that i couldn't kick their cunt in

Are these all body parts you have?

already got an entire country of that down south

not an anime nonce or a weeb freak but have really started getting into wanking over ahegao recently
it's so peng

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yea

friend with benefits?

Can you just say pussy or something? Don't like it when you use our words

That's actually gross

poof

Just a regular nonce/freak then

learned recently that women pound off to hentai

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What type of 3rd world shithole is this where they don’t even have skirting boards

that a troon them feet look big

A lot of the filthiest stuff to come out of Japan is drawn by women

Hands are too small

yes, but much more rarely these days unfortunately. known her for over a decade and we are mainly just friends, but shagged her many a time and still do occasionally.
here is some P U S S Y for you user

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Phone is at 100% charge

got any sadpanda links

living the life, god bless

redgifs.com/watch/achingbrownatlasmoth

thoughts?

it's not for me

nigga I ain't clicking that

scouse twat

No lad I'm gatekeeping, but they make a lot of the age and gore stuff