/brit/

any naked man in

must have been a /brit/poster

sucking on an ecig rn

Could you handle a feminist gf?

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...yh

far too many american posts in the last thread, let's have none of that in this one

my weedman isn't replying and my only other means of securing weed (other than the dark web which i'm too retarded for) is to suck up to and potentially get molested by my gay friend who always has loads of weed

i reckon the british-americans should be allowed no?

>lass is going to domme me in a few weeks
Looking forward de lads, a cheeky opportunity for something different than regular old shagging. what should I ask for/we try? She said she has
>strapon
>hand/leg cuffs
>various vibes and dildos
>blindfold
>chastity cage
>floggy whip thingy

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Thoughts are prayers
Wish U lads had easy access to high quality legal bud

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can i see?

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poof

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dismal start to the thread
should be ashamed of yourselves

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>shoe size
for what purpose?

youtube.com/watch?v=sSYzhd3iepo

im gonna get into politics

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what site is this?

>weed

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you'd have to be a spastic to get weed in the post anyway honestly
just get it off your mate, imagine not being able to fend off a little fairy

i hear that jumping off a bridge can be sexually exciting.

>feds planting cp on dissidents' computers again
many such cases, encrypt your shit lads

thoughts?

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going to the toilet for a poo, you lads want anything?

my drive is on the cloud

reminds me of that victor anichebe tweet

cretins

dunno how people only have 2 days off a week

I'm backing rashundin. For prime minister of the UK. Also I Wana shalalunk as the assistant manager

Any Forums archive is literally me free cloud stories

bollocks will he cut taxes

>cut taxes
I thought that's what boris wanted to do but rishi didn't let him. what's made him change his mind?

Yeah, 3 days feels like the right amount t b h

Yeah they always do this, it’s a bit obvious

Can you tweet something like
Unbelievable support yesterday and great effort by the lads! Hard result to take! But we go again!

Went to the British museum, didn't see the user who said he'd be drinking an orange san pel but did go to the Stonehenge exhibition which was very interesting

>Phil Salt and Michael Pepper created a social media stir on Friday when the two aptly-named cricketers helped dismiss each other during the Vitality Blast quarter-final clash between Lancashire and Essex.

family toil beckons

it's time for the UK to have a mummy PM who supports brexit and is anti-vax

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Who tf is this anyway

chebs

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>social media stir
>cricket

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so tired lads is half 7 too early to go to bed

need her chebs in my mouth

correct me if I'm wrong but I haven't seen scrubs on UK TV for ages shame it's probably my favourite american sit-com shits all over the other 00s trash like HIMYM and Two and half men

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Her left tit looks half the size of her right. I want to suck the right one until they are the same

i have a bad back and weed is the only thing that helps, wish i qualified for a prescription baka

pozzed woke diversity crap

mad that people go out and do stuff. i just stay in my bed

weren't blacks invented 2010 by the wokies? how'd they get one back in time to act on scrubs?

You inspired me to leave the house while the sun is still out

it still pops up on E4 extra
had a crush on the blonde lass back in the day desu

is that a heckin black person working in an american hospital? AHHHHH IM GOING INSANE?!?

hope robert webb's doing alright

black people? never heard of them

Have you ever tried this?
Works really good for bad pains I get from physical labor.

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2/7 doesn't make any sense but 2/6 is interesting
making weeks 6 days long won't go over well with a lot of people however

>a jew
>a black surgeon (lol)
>a heckin strong and quirky white girl
>whatever the fuck Carla was
>all the dickhead characters are white males

Arksing some serious questions of myself

mad how sky one isn't a thing anymore

Yeah she is

>pozzed woke diversity crap

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think she was Puerto Rican

watching bbc poz

I am a sad loser on his own. A toast! To contentment.

Back when e4 was based

>pozzed woke diversity crap

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For me?
It's the fresh prince

Can't stand pozzed woke homos. I want to punch them

jan itor was my favourite character desu
scrubs, gilmore girls, the OC, used to have some comfy stuff on there back in the day
brooklyn nine-nine's alright to drop into

why did they take malcolm in the middle off the box as well? it's not even on any streaming platforms

That was me lad. I ended up sunbathing in Regent’s Park. Hope you had a good one anyway x

Simpsons followed by Fresh Prince 6pm BBC back in the day

>pozzed woke diversity crap

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How come he dont want me man

My dream in life is to amass a huge sum of money then acquire a naive little sugar-baby I can manipulate and control to my heart's desire. The perfect relationship.

Nice house of course too. Minimal but nice. Mainly about the money and the girl.

She needs the money and I give her a little drip of it here and there, always hinting at more but I demand more of her too. She needs to submit to me completely.

Tired of this "equal and balanced" relationship shit. Shit's gay. I am the fucking king and you will bow to me

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>>pozzed woke diversity crap

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also that yank version of robot wars hosted by mick foley
battlebots

*dances with tom jones*

were yank TV shows better in the 90s or is just nostalgia?

If you lived in Buckinghamshire and never owned a TV you wouldn't even know that brown people existed

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just got my pezhole nogged

the skeleton inside of me is trying to claw his way out again