Land's End edition
/brit/
currently stroking my cock
lot of people got offended at that stuff last thread
DORIME
John o groats > lands end
feel like SHIT
been there
remember when i was 14 and would wank over autopsy photos. got over it with time but now that i think about it there's probably loads more available. not that i would aha
Might just become a toff and go to Wimbledon every year
Everyone goes once. Few return.
>Stroking a cock
That's gay
all gone haywire
wanking my cock babay
john o scrotes
lads bent
mental how I can do all me socializing from my thinkpad just by going on /brit/ for a couple of hours a day
mad, crazy even
NOT touching my cock
not even THINKING about it
any lotto man in
sell me your thinkpad chief
york?
Is that because you're a girl???
*reaches for his pocket*
Might stick a bet on tonight lads, any tips for me? Even if it's a virtual horse or something.
just witnessed spamming
best referee of all time desu
not many refs get on the cover of a video game
it's because he's not muslim and he's a conservative, which is a no no because white liberals think brownies have to obey their masters' ideology and can't have their own opinions.
similar reason modi is hated by twitter and the left
although there are genuine reasons to not like him such as helping his wife dodge taxes and his policies have caused the cost of living crisis
no you didn't be quiet
put a fiver on BTC going below 20K $ by tomorro mate
"We shouldn't lose any more territory. Britain's not big enough. Britain needs to be bigger, I mean look at a map, look at it. Britain is so small."
- uberpatriot Anthony Charles Lynton Blair after the handover of Hong Kong
i'm not thank mc lord
last thing i need is a bleeding gash that cunts my mood up
>want to do pull ups
>dont have a pull up bar
shite
mad how i may come on /brit/ for an hour every few days but every single time i come that sad "dave" cunt is literally always here
Porn has ruined my mind
Can’t cum when having sex with my gf without imagining some porn star or some scene
love girls feel lads
can someone take me to the toilet
one step away from being a cuckold, fapping to the live "porn" of someone else fucking your gf
bet on rishi being pm I suppose. easy money
Use your door frame like a man
use your shower rail
feet have no gender
you love feet in general which means you like feet of men and women combined
which means you are gay like all feetfags
Depression not too bad today despite me doing nothing differently