I am retarded IT developer. Ask any IT questions here. I will answer just4lulz ITT.
I am retarded IT developer. Ask any IT questions here. I will answer just4lulz ITT
Jayden Kelly
Grayson Taylor
Have you ever hacked someone for fun or to see whether you could do it
Kayden Myers
Do you vote Navalny?
Tyler Parker
>Have you ever hacked someone for fun or to see whether you could do it
Yes, of course, some nsa servers and fbi laptops. It was interesting to know do they have some home porn there, but they had only a government secrets on the devices, so I just ignored it all and start to pay for the pornhub account to learn more about it from the videos, that is how I started to know english, german, japanese and other languages a little. Those noizes about "ummm... Yeah", etc. This knowledge helped me to know ook it language syntax and some assembler.
Brandon Diaz
Why are the best IT dudes always so low moral and criminal?
Charles Cook
>Do you vote Navalny?
No, he didn't have any IT books to download, nothing about to vote with social media accounts, so it is not the way to be a president of IT corporation.
Jayden Russell
>Why are the best IT dudes always so low moral and criminal?
They should to fight for an area with the best internet connection, also they need to protect own laptops like a mexican cartel with an own army. This is how it guys protect own virginity.
Brody Evans
This is results of Java IT development, for example.
Julian Reyes
>This is results of Java IT development, for example
Javascript results are here:
Typeof rabbits is not defined
Noah Murphy
Why computer turns on immediately after i turn it off?
Juan Allen
>Why computer turns on immediately after i turn it off?
No time to sleep, that's why. Don't leak coffee on your keyboard anymore or your pc will be always on. If your coffee will be with a sugar, your PCU will be overloaded too - your pc will calculate calories all the time. That's why.
Kevin Sullivan
That's really tame, but I guess that's how developers are. Meanwhile system guys get off on spying on people with RATs and started doing petty crime from the tender age of 14
Joshua Scott
Why does my bonzi buddy no longer work?
Thomas Wright
>Meanwhile system guys get off on spying on people with RATs and started doing petty crime from the tender age of 14
Lol, no, it is not interesting. Why do you think so? If IT guys will want to spy on people, they will start an own space program: RaspberiPI + webcamera + cola + mentos.
Austin Long
>Why does my bonzi buddy no longer work?
Who is mr. Bonzi? Buy some beer to him. Any IT guys work on coffee or beer. Senior IT developers drink coffee with beer over milk. This is the reason why they always go to the server room, the server room near the wc room.
Aiden Cox
how Russian women react when you say that you are a IT guy?
can i move to Eastern europe by focusing on IT field?
Aaron Nguyen
Highload activity is on the picture. The server is down.
Lincoln James
is brainfuck worth learning?
Eli Thomas
>how Russian women react when you say that you are a IT guy?
They start to learn all the memes from Any Forums and go to a gym place for some workout with a hardware. When they will fit for a server support with an anime-girl makeup, they are trying to date you, for it they spam your job e-mail with an info of the latest vulnerabilities for your review in her server room at home with a cup of beer.
>can i move to Eastern europe by focusing on IT field?
Yes, of course, just learn a native local european language or girls will not understand you, for example, react native.
Alexander Wood
>is brainfuck worth learning?
Better to learn some brainfuck-based languages, like Ook. This is better to have sex. You can scream the code from a bedroom with your girl, for example, the code is on the picture.
Sebastian Baker
Typical devOps