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Fizzy drinks edition

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find it utterly insane that there are actual people who genuinely believe the bbc and even the media at large in this country has a right wing Tory bias

>fizzy drinks
I was literally talking about this down the pub with the lads

Tommy Robinson has done or said nothing wrong

arsehole is spic and span after going at it with the shower hose

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Why do English paki shops always have such a based selection

remember cherrycrackering the isotonic bottles

going to get into formula 1

because they pick up everything and don't care if it goes out of date or not

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There are people who think the media and all institutions in this country, in the year 2022, are racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, etc.

I dread to think what their idea of a society which isn't any of those things actually looks like.

why are some captchas 6 characters now instead of 5
dont like this business at all

*500 torycoins have been deposited into your iplayer account*

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when do the brexit benefits appear?

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illegal cans from foreign countries a lot of the whacky flavours have polish/turkish or other eastern euro languages on the back of the can if you check

>Lilt
>Vimto
>Rubicon

The three pengest fizzy drinks

I've been in England for a day and a half and I've already seen 8 trannies, when I normally see no more than 3 or 4 a year in America.
Wtf is going on over here?

am i allowed to hate millenials if i'm one?

Two more weeks trust the plan

never tried lilt

orangina is the greatest orange drink ever created

I’ve never seen one in England

They're probably just cis British women mate. Some right munters around here

For me, its Appletiser

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Peng ones or grim ones?

>Vimto
I bet your the sort of weirdo that thinks Irn Bru actually tastes good

Old school wealth:

- fancy car
- big house
- investing in material items
- trying to impress your friends

New school wealth:

- freedom of time
- passive income streams
- investing in experiences
- trying to bless your friends

At the end of WW2

Britain is literally the most woke country on the entire planet. It's over.

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What's the story behind this.

best sex position for tall woman?

Not keen on Irn Bru. I'll drink it but it's certainly not my first choice

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but the dailymail is the most circulated newspaper and that's right wing

Out the back sunbathing, listening to Danza Kuduro
What it’s all about lads

*walks into the pub*
"bit hot isn't it?"
"I'll have a bacardi breezer and a J2O please"

dunno never had sex

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guy died after drinking 6 cans, falling asleep in a chair and choking on his vomit

Amazon Position

And it was the women who did it first. Women are open to new fads, and even now jump onto bandwagons, whether it be BLM, Kony 2012 or clap for RNHS heroes. The first Roman Christians were largely women

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Maybe it's just a coincidence
No these were definitely men, they had broad shoulders, giant chins, and some were quite tall.
They were all disgusting
I also saw two fat guys holding hands
One of the trannies was in a street next to a Cuban flag with Che Guevara on it, talking to passerbys

Everyone thinks the following these days in uk and USA

Nazi parties

>Tories
>Republicans

Communists

>Labour
>Democrats

preggo anime girls can produce the desired stimulating effect to get japanese males to reproduce with japanese females

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really is odd looking isnt he

controversial take but i love mangoand i hate mango drink. same with raspberry. conversely, not a big strawberry guy but i love strawberry flavour

My position? Was more of a centre mid back in my school days

>Six cans

Of what? Petrol?

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All of them work but for me it’s missionary. Love having long legs wrapped around my back

on the tins and bokkles already lads

lets get fooooooooking steaming yes lads

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Mango sorbet is leng

as politicians go he's reasonably handsome

why is the only black formula 1 driver paid double what the next guy is? bit racist if you ask me

Watch yourself. /brit/ is certified Ready 4 Rishi

Fuck right off

strongbow

Wtf, isn't he tall?

tins and bokkles of fizzy drink i hope

Slavery and colonialism, you bloody chud

Based coyo

Dunno if he can do this but if he does this would be the best banter era

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those railings are 2.4m tall so yes, he is tall

Ahh yes sat here with my mind looping 'my life is not worth living repeatedly'

Excellent

meh

corr
sauce please

not a drink though, is it? give you head a wobble. fan of goya btw, good lad

bojo is actually based

which black english footballer do you reckon has had the biggest knob?

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Women were posting about their crush on him during lockdown

5’6

he cute

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doin a read

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Cheer up mate. Have some mango sorbet

I'm going to spend 400 euros on sex tomorrow

seasidemark got so boring after exposed got doxxed

bloody hell

hope he's worth it xx

And he died from that?

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Sounds based. Good luck to are Rishi. Nice to see we haven’t descended to xenophobic population as a nation

Yanks are such mental cases it's unreal.

qrd?

>I'm a pretty mid-level dude at my work but when we went for Davos in May, this guy was getting wooed by every banker and world leader. Homie will not be elected. He is chosen and approved by the powers that rule this realm

simply don't know what this retard is trying to say here

>black cube

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tragic...

>Sounds based. Good luck to are Rishi. Nice to see we haven’t descended to xenophobic population as a nation

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how can asia have so many peng women?
Even the most beastly of them look better than british women ffs

Not worth it is it

It's a strange feel to know that my country is somehow less cucked than the one that spawned us.

rishi sunak sounds like ive just got the mask in crash bandicoot haha. dont get me started on chuka umunna lmao

*sent from a concentration camp*

there was a youtuber called seasidemarkexposed who archived all his content and tried to get his bennies taken off him, but the pro-seasidemark people doxxed him and so he stopped doing stuff

was some good drama between them

>Even the most beastly of them look better than british women ffs

Why do British women get so much hate from you lads? Are they really that bad?

I know he’s not English but lukaku must have a big willard

your country is a literal shitehole backwater chink playground mate

>Are they really that bad?
Yes.

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still avirgin tho, thats deffo worse

Someone hat that mong I’m out the back on my phone enjoying sun and tunes

Idk but I reckon Raheem Sterling has got a very tiny willy. Just gives me that impression.

We're all part of the commonwealth lads