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sri lankan boris johnson got ran off by a mob

imagine being this much of a sad act, are you 16?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

probably meeting up without their virgin spacker mate arent they

woke up at 4 this morning, loaded up on protein and carbs got on my bike and did a 100km round trip

now im back home showered and waiting until 2pm where im going kayaking with the gf

tony sirico died, reckon it was them fucking queers

spider

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might wank
feeling very horny

she'd probably be quite attractive if she lost a large amount of flab

praise wodin!

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still have covid

wank to the provided images above

i think she carries it well innit

ever shag her up the arse?

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no

didn’t ask gaylord

sound like a proper boring cunt lol
>ooooh bike ride
>ooooh kayaking
its the summer mate, get a life and go to the pub and get schhhhhteaming

english patriotism is such an odd thing to me. people really practically worship some old bitch who was merely born into royalty?

hairberg screaming out for a trim

I mentally checked out about 5 years ago

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>i think she carries it well
mate

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*quickly spins around and jumps into the air so her first slides up my bumhole and batters my prostate*

remember a few years ago chon users were calling everything degenerate
don't see that word thrown around much anymore

took the experimental vaccine and nothing happened

Your lot worship a flag mate

yet

In my experience if the mrs is away for the weekend they are probably enjoying the serenity
Likely watching some sport, having quiet time, a few wanks

oh shit its my bfs mother birthday
and i didnt get her anything

she got me, as you all know, i like weird flavours
so she got me a virgils root beer. ugh its so disgusting i love it.
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Purified Carbonated Water, Unbleached Cane Sugar, Caramelized Unrefined Cane Sugar, Herbs & Spices (anise, licorice, vanilla, cinnamon, clove, wintergreen, sweet birch, molasses, nutmeg, pimento berry oil, balsam oil and oil of cassia). Contains No Preservatives and No Caffeine.

tf is molasses

shut up

Bloody gf wakes me up repeatedly this morning for no reason then makes us toast and coffee comes back sits for like 2 mins before I showed her the pic of that fat American guy tied up like a roast chicken and say if you're not careful that'll be you.
She then proceeds to say why do you need to make comments like that and start crying get up and dressed and leave without eating her toast.
Really can't be arsed with her constantly wanting me to do shit and being a fat moody cunt.

that bird has hairier arms than me

why is she bloody. did you hit her?

Reckon I'm pretty good at appreciating what I have

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kek

brits are known for being physically abusive

no youre not
be quiet

My arse the day after Indian

chuckling

thats just gross

why must he even change the pots?

You're right maybe I could do better
*Ponders*

need to get over my fear of death

sir poo barmer

i am now in love with that robot girl

it's not the end

only my bay tree understands me

A black man touched the first pot

No of course not, don't need to hit her to make her crumble clearly.
Now I'm here and awake at this time rather than being well rested and up later. Not sure how to spend my time now desu.
Suppose I should do some housework.

have sex

you ever visit that watchpeopledie site? death can come for anyone at a moment's notice. don't take for granted that you have a long life still ahead of you

Hugging my bae tree

Any short-sighted, knobbly kneed, greasy haired, shitty arsed, ingrown toenailed, crooked toothed man in ?

never understood people who stay in bed until like 11am for no reason other than 'it's saturday'

i still in bed til 2 pm every single day

oh shit its my bfs mother birthday
and i didnt get her anything

she got me, as you all know, i like weird flavours
so she got me a virgils root beer. ugh its so disgusting i love it.
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1657054975376.webm

Purified Carbonated Water, Unbleached Cane Sugar, Caramelized Unrefined Cane Sugar, Herbs & Spices (anise, licorice, vanilla, cinnamon, clove, wintergreen, sweet birch, molasses, nutmeg, pimento berry oil, balsam oil and oil of cassia). Contains No Preservatives and No Caffeine

tf is molasses

she got us matching pjs for christmas, im a reindeer and bf is a reindeer too

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fuck all to be doing innit

I fucked her last night what was that supposed to accomplish?

saturday innit

mate its 10

schizo you already posted this

Please stop posting such apt descriptions of me

fruitful these days?

Yeah I bet you love that site, weird little freak

I’m at peace with my God. Do what you will.

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I do it because I get up early every other day for work so it's nice to have a change. Do you get up early 7 days a week lad?

i don't really it makes me uneasy

ever shag her up the arse?

Doing a banging trade selling ALL THESE LEMONS LIFE GIVES ME

parentbergs in the lounge room shrieking like enraged chimps at the footy

I'm only just getting round to posting this now lol. This all transpired a while ago I finished my toast and coffee before posting here

If you look at his sleeve in the background you can see a spot of the liquid splashes and stains it. Even after he's done with the transfer and the anxiety / stress of it all, there will be a lasting reminder on his sleeve all day.

i don’t get out of bed until 2-3pm most days

>what do you mean you dont visit that watchpeopledie site?

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A boiling pot never spoils
Some wisdom for you lads

Post your funniest image lads

Unfortunately not lad. She refuses to let me in there. What's it like?

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Imagine that when you die you ascend dimensions, awake in your new body from your "dream" and have to go to toil for 8am

Having a watch

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Pantsberg walking around the house shrieking like some horrifying Wallace and Gromit spinoff

name on please mihai

for filtering purposes, you understand

dont know lad never had sex

just been here for the first time
wow

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