You wake up in Ireland. What do you do?

You wake up in Ireland. What do you do?

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drink all day, procrastinate and never live up to my potential

Irish whiskey maker

Fuck a ginger qt and look at the dwarv at the end of the rainbow

>Irish
>potential

travel to that bar n west ireland with my surname on it, and look at qt irish roses as they walk past the bar, then watch the sun set over the beach

move out

go see my family

Speak English

move to the uk

This is the one

proof that muh heritage wasn't a meme

But you do that every day, user.

THERE’S A UNIFORM THAT’S HANGIN IN WHAT’S KNOW. AS FATHER’S ROOM

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Id hate england with all my heart

Start a white soul band

>He doesn't already hate England

idk

sounds like my life

Find pic related and pipe. No shame.

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kek
I finally fall into a 700 year slumber to the great fairy fountain played on harps only to be awakened by ganondorf in the neo-israeli dystopian dynasty and repeat my miserable life also when Im asleep I'm constantly reminded how priviliged I actually was and that a never had to dig for cobolt in the congo

Go visit my mom in Dublin and try to buy a ticket home.

I WANT TO WORSHIP HER FEET WHILE SHE CALLS ME BROWN

PLEASE

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE

Based

genes would say i rape

Invade NI, reunite the island and proclaim myself High King of Ireland