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feeling curious

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feel like coke makes me normal, it's weird. i go from being a shy autist to just normal and chatty but dont get the same buzz others seem to get from it

Had sex with 10-15 women but never been on a date

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fuck a duck

my waifu x

it is cool right now and always will be cool
anyone saying otherwise is unironically coping and projecting their insecurity
in 100 years it will be like being aristocracy

...

Mad how Venus is the same size as Earth but totally inhospitable
Feel like God messed up not putting Venus in Mars' orbit instead

I get really gay and start thinking about becoming a woman and fucking and sucking. never done coke though

its just going though puberty

short enough to be ultra cute
idk exactly.
lemme look
LMAO pic rel

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wouldn't say no to a kathryn ryan gf

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remembering when i was 24 and went into hibernation for a year, barely seeing any of my friends. went from being obese to fit and got promoted twice at work, friends went mental when i returned. literally got called a butterfly and everyone was happy for me

feel like i need to do that once more since im fat again

youtu.be/11ZsZvzGTQM
This Jamaican Irish bitch has got big tits

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Get extra bent and start flirting with guys whenever I get too stoned and drunk

nah too obnoxious to be your gf
she kinda funny though and that mouth doh

>A councillor who says he was groped by former deputy chief whip Chris Pincher, says he was told by a colleague to hold off talking about it after an instruction from Conservative Party headquarters.
all these grotesque tories make me sick

think you might be gay

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f1adefd5e0bc

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i still would tho

I miss him so much lads...

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post body

why do leftoids pretend like "LE GROPING" is the worst crime you could ever possibly commit to a human being? you were just touched on the arse, get over it

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terfsisters...

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I'd LOVE to
would just carry her around lol

he got skinny and has a trad-jap wife now

On Venus its daytime for 243 days, maddd

>140cm
I think there's a specific phrase Japanese would usually use to describe such a woman

you dont look like someone whod say the word "bent" but ok

rate me lads. no bullying please

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a phrase for a midget?

virgin van dijk

this thread = not kind

147cm in japan isnt that uncommon
t. JAV consoomer

sniffed some ketamine and now everything feels weird, but it's fun i feel like im on a boat lmao

>CERN experiment 3 days ago
>multiple MAJOR happenings occurred all at once since then

What's going on, /brit/? More timeline shifts?

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rorkes a shut in, he wouldn't notice

ik ook in de oven

>virgin
kek far from it
it's literally impossible to be a virgin past 18

>that jumpsuit
>with those shoes
heavens no
no

WE FIGHT TO SURVIVE
RUNNING TO STAY ALIVE
OUR BODIES ACHING AND TIRED
THERE'S NO WHERE TO HIDE
OUR COVERS' BEEN BLOWN AWAY

SPACE INVADERS
SPACE INVADERS

how much a bitch has elon musk made himself look lmao

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this

a year on neptune is 165 years
maddd

have you been feeling okay since?

>>multiple MAJOR happenings occurred all at once since then
name them

gonna order 'za tomorrow

he's a billionaire. doubt he cares what us plebs think

Drinking vodka and Dr Pepper
Thank you based slavs and americans for making these drinks
And thank my magnificent brain for putting them together

thats ridiculous

>multiple MAJOR happenings
wow a jap got shot OMG

Any erectile dysfunction lad in?

ahh, er, yes, the er, dutch… contributions to the thread cannot be, uhm… understated…

a day cant by so many days or more than one nor can a year last longer than a year mate? briton should just colonize the whole planet and make them use proper times init?

you can fit all the planets of the solar system in the space between earth and the moon

me after too many lines of charlie

he probably cares that he's wasted billions of his won money completely shagging a hostile takeover in a very public and embarrassing manner

curiosity has its rewards
;)

"Poems" that don't rhyme are dogshit

probably, British way needs to be standardised across the Universe

no you can't

i doubt he had much involvement in it at all. just said to his legal team what he wants and let them crack on.

How do you prefer your schoolgirls?

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bit of a shame we didnt care about the space race at all now...

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>name them
Boris resigning/collapse of the UK government
Georgia Guidestones blown up by unknown terrorists
Shinzo Abe assassination
Now Elon Musk/Twitter deal collapse

The gears are moving again

Indians love serving Brits so much their queuing up to be PM

things have gotten slight worse financially compared to 20 years ago maybe
but i mean in the grand scheme, putting this situation in it's proper historical context
consider all of human history

the world is approximately better materially than it has ever been
the world is approximately worse culturally than it has ever been

yes you can

elon musk is a narcissist with aspergers
think about that

rahhh there's a dead mc on the floor

yeh you can actually

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this is a cope

barn owl making a right fucking racket outside my window
had to go outside in my pants and throw pebbles to scare it off
cunt bird

>Now Elon Musk/Twitter deal collapse
putting THIS on the list? LMAO
I've had farts that were a bigger deal than that
also none of the rest are unusual

man l wish we had the calm old days before it switched on when we only had to worry about covid and war in Ukraine

Depressing how the younger generation don't believe in freedom of speech.

i doubt its worse culturally than its ever been

its beats and sniper here to get you hyper

something of a tea time legend myself always cracking banter at the table letting off big farts n tha aha x

well yeah when you tilt saturn like that
the rings would hit jupiter and blow up after 5 mins

why would i cope? im not that bothered about elon or any of his deals.
i just think hes too rich to care about anything

playing candy crush x

more of a steves man

just watched kong and really enjoyed it, such a fun film. feel like i can relate to kong, he just wants to relax ion his eyeland but he is constantly being bothered by helicopters and swamp monster sin the same way i am being attacked by mumberg asking me to get a job

don't care about anything in this thread

FUCK Any Forums JANNY
sick of it

do you believe in it?

planets are 3 dimensional objects mate

candy crush is gay wtf o

not him but he clearly cares a lot he's been raging at twitter for years and tweets non-stop. Plus hes an autist who probably gets caught up in stupid shit mentally

also im pretty sure sharks are older than the rings of saturn

Yes, such a midget in Japan, as long as she's over 18, would already be called "legal loli" despite what says.

Scientists have just discovered a Penis shaped star

>candy crush
alri mum

/brit/, the last bastion of free speech and intellectual discussion

has any time been worse ?
i can't think of anything

youtube.com/watch?v=rvf_7tWlFu8

cleopatra lived closer to the opening of the first pizza hut than the building of the pyramids of giza