Spain

It’s fucking comfy to live in Spain
>don’t need warm my home never
>don’t need gas as there is no industry here
>don’t need work as Europe pays it all
>food is delicious and cheap, also beer
>chicks are hot
>beach 15 min from home, mountains 1h
This is paradise on Earth
Btw also have Russian nationality just in case

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It is literally heaven on Earth

LET ME IN!!!!

The rightful ruler of Spain is his majesty Sixto Enrique de Borbón-Parma y Borbón-Busset (Enrique V).

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Literal desert, Portugal is better, have plenty forests...

The triples not lies

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Gets cold in the winter in the mountainous regions though

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What part of Spain should I go if I want to bang English and German slags?

Balearic Islands.

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Sure monkey, rate my desert.

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We're the third country in the EU with the most total forest area after Sweden and Finland lol

Looks like the Congo

i came here 5 years ago, i wish i could stay but there are no good paying jobs here

Let me guess, Argie?

IT jobs pay well

It's oceanic weather like in England my ignorant mutt friend.

Dont you have some balconing to do

Akshually slovenia is third forested,

>Btw also have Russian nationality just in case
alri richfag

literalmente no puedes sufrir en España.

sovl. Kinda gives me British Isles vibes.

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I said by total forest area, not by forested area % of the country.

That’s a Frenchie

then why is she always post in /esp/ threads?

She looks like she could pass as a spaniard anyhow.