/brit/

Mad how the two ugliest men in Hollywood have both written dozens of films where they both have sex with some of the most beautiful women in the industry, and all of them got made.

>man watches film
>has no (literally zero) mates to bore about watching said film so spams about it here for hours on end

ktim

wish I didn't have to eat

Some of us don't have much spare time outside of vidya and letting the existential dread set in

The Tory Party are going to make Sunak PM just because he's brown. No other reason. They are literally obsessed with being more progressive than Labour just to own them. They love the idea of being ruled over by a brown man because they got to do it before Labour did.

just buy huel or something. has everything you need allegedly

*to the tune of there is a light and it never goes out*
there is a poo and it never comes out

yea?

>the two ugliest men in Hollywood
Roman Polanski and Woody Allen

they'll stop watering dead plants eventually

Smoke and take amphetamines. You'll still have to eat but won't feel hungry or desire to make anything

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

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Im not sure if either of those two are allowed in America, let aline Hollywood

pedo hollywood still lets them make and release movies

Might shit myself for fun

We know for a fact that both of these fellas are porn-level shaggers

you would think but this particular group have been trying for 4 years

what political party do you vote for if you're white working class
just dont feel labour or the conservatives represent us

Feeling sleepy
*yawns, takes a sip of my warm milk and cuddles up into a ball in my blankets while hugging my teddy*
night lads x

>porn-level shaggers
of little children
one of them even left his wife for her 15yo daughter and married her

not the point is it
don't want to bother with this crap at all, and huel will just make me even skinnier

We cannot have a 5'4 paki as a prime minster
It's absurd

Big Ben finna beat him

P A K I
M

What are your local candidates like?

*crawls into bed next to you and starts stroking your hair*

You had one first desu

yeah the UK should elect yet another TVRKISH BVLL to lead them

>tattoos
FUCK OFF

do it and let me know how it goes
tempted to give it a try too

>you up to much this weekend?

Painful question sometimes

Hwang Yeji is very pretty. I love Hwang Yeji.

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Smearing myself in poo

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french seem to manage it with macron
just imagine him with fake tan on and you have sunak

NOT SHY
NOT ME
ITZY

Never happened

milk delivery from UK aid

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scrantoil completed
now I can vape and drink for the rest of the night in peace

Smells a bit

Braindead brexiteer

he will be pm again soon as well

friday photocopier chat question always just ask it then glaze over

Bishop Auckland MP Dehenna Davison has come out in support of Liz Truss to succeed Boris Johnson as Prime Minister.

Ms Davison said the Foreign Secretary had "a proper vision" and would "carry this country forward".

The Tory backbencher also took a swipe at Mr Johnson's time in Downing Street, saying his "lack of integrity" had distracted from the major issues facing the country.

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might wnak to this
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph62bf3752746cf

mega.nz/file/5oZXGZiK#O-55tWr-MVmv4JJwDsMXbtRcVyJwuYRIVVYp2i-G8Kg
does this work
i'll upload the other one

Nothing more demoralising when your mum starts probing you about what youve done since the ladt time you talked and the only thing youve done is attend a party where you were pity-invited and spent the rest of the time wanking, sleeping or working

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av u seen the state of er body

Wifeberg hid my vape again

FIT

Checked!

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youtube.com/watch?v=m4ivErDEGAY

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works
thanks

your compatriot

mental how justinian survived the plague named after himself

Are you more of an Ant man or a Dec man?

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howling

>friend from work tries online dating
>she shows her latest convo
>matched profile says some standard stuff but mentions he likes the MCU
>"yeah that's why I matched with him!"
grim

>compatriot
no clue what that means
but I had a bunch of turkish and moroccan qt's in my class when I lived in amsterdam
should have courted them

yea he probably had a good diet and therefore a strong constitution unlike the peasants

/readyforrishi/

just ate a tesco roasted vegetable pizza and im sipping my way down a bottle of red, suppose you could say its italian night italian night

>he's here

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listened to this on 5 live