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phwoarrr
corrr
etc

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outer Any Forums and Any Forums are already bantering us about sunak becoming pm

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Sunak pledging to rebuild the economy after being chancellor for 2 years

Made myself sick again de lads

state of your life that you go on Any Forums
state of your brain that you even care

want to spaff inside of her warm tight vagina

sunak?

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8

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Exporting English off this rock was our biggest mistake

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Loving the new BMTH single lads

LOVE tesco wraps in a meal deal
HATE when the mayo/sauce sinks down to the bottom so you get a dry top and a messy bread bit at the end

*walks up to your gf and shouts*

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I've been doing this a few times recently because I can't be arsed sitting around waiting for nausea to pass naturally, best just get it over and done with

Not sure doctorberg would be too happy with me if he found out

Remember wearing a drop dead vest to college and all the emo girls wanted to suck my dick

>those people at toil who are way too into toil

>toilberg has convinced them to give every last piece of their time, soul, and energy for the good of the company

brainwashed fucks

fucking chinky cunts fucked my order, i am a fascist now

suckling an elfbar
suckling a mount gay and coke, with a slice of lime and some ice

Thvt's bvsed!!

Quite literally the worst actress of all time

Wallace would be based why is nobody backing him?
Never heard of the other cunts

>p-p-please nominate me
Absolute state of this virgin.

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most mundane post I've ever read

Had a few beers while playing games with the lads and threw up 3 times, complete fucking mess. Feel like it must have been a dodgy batch of stella

>fucking chinky cunts fucked my order, i am a fascist now

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what's the point of this when only 23/300 people have backed anyone

He hasn't announced he's running innit

he's pretty based
good to have an army man at the top

you should nominate Supernintendo Chalmers

any man watch this in school

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> messy bread

If there was bread it’s not a wrap then is it you bender

Bit disingenuous to have him on they chart then really

>come back
>dutch mong still seething
he's nafri isn't he?

sneed poo wank arse

alcohol is poison, bub.

Sorry that Mommy didn't teach you this as a young'in but you're a smart lad. Maybe you'll realize it yourself one day

Think the gf is over me
It’s over.

Walk in me house to a letter in a brown envelope. HMRC. Turns out they owe me nearly a thousand quid. Nice one. Think i'll get stupidly drunk to celebrate.

rate the ‘fit for tonight

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yeah solicitation is illegal (or criminalised or whatever, i doubt they're throwing anyone in prison for it) but the act of selling or buying sex is completely legal and you can hire a prostitute completely legally on the internet or by ringing them up or whatever
obviously things like sex trafficking and child exploitation are massively illegal though and i think they try to crack down on pimping and brothels where it's assumed there's some exploitation going on

absolutely mugged off sainburys
got 7 quid meal deal for £3.5

bvsed

Have you seen the new NASA photos of IO?

/brit/ Facts about Io
- Io has a number of mountains, some of which rise up as high as Mount Everest on Earth. The average height of Io’s peaks are around 6 km.
- Io has a very thin atmosphere that contains mostly sulfur dioxide (emitted from its volcanoes). Gases from the atmosphere escape to space at the rate of about a ton per second. Some of the material becomes part of a ring of charged particles around Jupiter called the Io plasma torus.
- Io has more than 400 active volcanoes on its surface. They make this little moon the most actively volcanic world in the solar system.
- Io is made mostly of silicate rocks, and its surface is painted with sulfur particles from the volcanoes and frosts that are created as the atmospheric gases freeze out and fall to the ground.
- Robotic missions to Io could study its volcanism in closer detail. No human missions are planned as yet, due to the extreme radiation environment and highly toxic atmosphere and surface.
- The volcanic plumes of Io rise up as high as 200 km, showering the terrain with sulfur, sulfur dioxide particles, and rocky ash.
- The volcanism on Io is due to tidal heating, as the moon is stretched by Jupiter’s strong gravitational pull and by the lesser gravitational effects of the other satellites.
- The volcanoes of Io are constantly erupting, creating plumes that rise above the surface and lakes that cover vast areas of the landscape.

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>Digital IDs should be introduced to remove online anonymity and end internet “mob rule”, the security minister has told The Times.

>Ben Wallace, a former soldier, said bullying and grooming occurred on social media because offenders believed they cannot be identified. “It is mob rule on the internet. You shouldn’t be able to hide behind anonymity as much as you can now,” he added.

From 2018.

Yeah very "based" innit.

HIT RORKE IN THE SPINE

KNOCK HIS DREADS OFF

Mad how different brit zoom zooms looked a gazzilion years ago compared to today

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Emergency meeting needed to plan how we'll deal with the online abuse having a brown PM will bring

She isn't begging to suck your dick anymore? What a shame

Yeah
“Cracking pair of chebs on that bird” as they’d say in merry old England

>aussie mong sees a joke
>takes it as aggression
is every aussie a pussy or just the mongs on this site?

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ah
take it back then, not so based

Lovely day in West Sussex, now back to London for a pint innit

Not laughing mate. Grow up.

>that door
lol

Hate being mentally ill so much

Any of you willing to cut my head open and cut out the fucked up parts of my brain? I will pay you

She was 16 you sick fuck

The Irish seemed to deal with it fine. And theirs was a literal faggot, too.

sure
*caves your head in with a pickaxe*

He seems alright as far as toff tories go.

we watched baz luhrmann's romeo + juliet
kino

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>we watched baz luhrmann's romeo + juliet
Yeah my class too

Who?

just take the pills the nice doctor gives you

shut up you ponce mental illness is fake

might vote rishi for the bants

are you a tory member?

I'm a professor of neuropsychopharmacology

alri pussy

Reminds me a bit of nickelback and fall out boy mixed together to be honest but it’s alright mate

kebab on the way

i double teemed yer mam with are mickey

He's right though, people who hide behind anonymity and call others the n-word online because they don't have the bollocks to say such things in real life are absolute virgins and should absolutely be outed

i be tugendhat! *points to my limp willy*

plans for the weekend lads?

Fucking hell

What kind of IQ do you need to posess to listen to Bring me the Gayhizon

aye I’m Wallace

take a chisel to this part mate

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Piss off retard, everyone knows it’s good for you