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Does the Wimbledon audience not have jobs?

Never had marmite desu senpai

a virgin brit?
where did they find her?
in the catacombs of the buckingham?

my new mate on the train

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*shakes my head*
*camera zooms out and I'm actually in the audience at Wimbledon and everyone's shaking their head*

all posh cunts init

I've fallen and I can't get up

can't stand those little runts with the shaggy hair. Small dogs in general but if they've a short coat like a jack Russell it's not too bad

Not proper jobs
Every one in that Wimbledon crowd were furloughed

*examines your reflection in the window carefully*

They have no use for jobs

what a little legend

She's Australian actually

It's the same people who went out to boo Boris.

cool your jets, Stavros

>He thinks wealthy people actually "work"

people that can afford tickets for wimbledon make more in a day in passive investments that you make in an entire year toiling away 40 hour weeks

would put money on it that a solid 60+% of the crowd are landlords in some capacity

Some freak near work letting off fireworks. What's the point?

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Eid, innit
you know that lot love an explosion

rorke looking up when corbyn's next speech date is

are they evil or not?

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saddest sandwich I've seen in a while

That and a ton of trophy wives who live off hubby's money

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not all of them but certainly a higher proportion are evil than your average country

me speaking gaylick
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watching the tennis with a dildo up my arse

Cameron Norrie isn't even actually British, wtf

Is it really? That would explain it as there's a mosque not too far away.

Should've been born a fit lass, retard.

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woman with a ponytail is the dog's owner
get in lad

just don't like em

i will lick them clean for her

want to drink but know I won't stop

fair

quite funny watching those little wheelchair fellas trying to play tennis

RISHI SUNAK OFFICIALLY LAUNCHES HIS CAMPAIGN FOR PM

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What's kino is this?

Gfberg is tenderly fondling my balls the lads

very elevated post

what do we reckon, lads?
sink some tinnies on the decking, or beer garden?

>ready for rish!
What did he mean by this

>ready4irish
not me

ohh ruby my adorable beautiful little poppet how i adore you so utterly my exquisite flower petal

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*farts in rishi sunak's mouth*

Evil? I have absolutely no idea in relation to the war. But they have been proven to be interferring with british politics quite a bit.
Actually scratch that, after the sailsbury incident I can firmly say that they are evil.

put the beer down, pour yourself a bowl of oats and go lift some weights

worried about her future

for me? knocking back some vodka+monster energy while I doss around in my gaming chair. yep, life is good

when that logo is all in one colour it does look like ready for rish!

pissi poonak

pishi poonak

these are the posts

Bet she eats her own shit

millennials be like "uh yeah can I get that Tower Hamlets Sweaty Cock Goblin Amber IPA for £10.50 please"

when he's asked about this, he's gonna say he wants to let everyone put the i in Rishi

screaming

if there was one person on planet earth I would ever want to see BLACKED - it's Ruby Granger!!!

are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.

>"working for money"
imagine not having inherited generational wealth

You Britbongs call THIS "stunning"?

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The 10/10 in bongland memes are real. You guys have such terrible standards lol.

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would honestly batter the piss out of sunak if he stepped to me

manners maketh the man

having a chucle

here is your working class culture bro

poostralia

need to get the sex arse PAT tested

arsetralia

Is she related to are Claudius?

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still screaming at Sir Poo Barmer

she's literally balding and clearly stupid, mate

Wtf is that?

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>this flag
>this post

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imagine an electrician called Pat Tester

the scrandemic, as it were

now that the dust is settled, is weed good for you?

scrankind

ruuuuubbbbyyy ohhhhhhhh ruuuuuuuuubbbbbbbyyyyyyyyy ohhhh fuck fuck ruuuubbbyyy oh fuck oh ruby oh fuck fuck

Ah, cheers la

It's unironically only good for respectable people with high iq and stable lives. Runts can't handle it and murder people

flying round the room like a mad cunt

mate she already looks 40
she hit the wall prematurely

Will you support him, /brit/?

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Remember lads, no more than 10 standard drinks a week and no more than 4 on any given night

michael portillo pocket bussy

>no Oxford comma
fat chance

just thought about toil and how I'll have to do it for the next 40 years and started crying

for most people it's fine but it'll make you lazy so it's not great for ambition and success. health-wise not a problem

for a handful of individuals who might have a genetic predisposition towards getting psychosis or schizophrenia, weed can really trigger this and accelerate it so should be avoided