Dear ESLs:

Dear ESLs:
Read and read are NOT pronounced the same;
Nor are wind and wind,
live and live,
wound and wound,
tear and tear,
bow and bow,
row and row,
sow and sow,
sewer and sewer,
close and close,
excuse and excuse,
lead and lead,
graduate and graduate,
does and does,
bass and bass,
dove and dove,
house and house,
drawer and drawer,
address and address,
use and use,
etc.
they're all pronounced differently.

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rook same
plonounce same
simpre as

Patronize and patronize
Reading and reading

We don't care, we butcher English all day happily.

Foreigners are too stupid to hear the difference between "record" (noun) and "record" (verb).

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Fuck man I started reading your list and I thought you were fucking with ESLs at first
Fuck do I hate English

there's to much to be readed from your post, can you make a too long did'nt read summary?

nigga did you just compare two exact words? kek what a imbecile

They're different words, Chud.

>'These same words are pronounce differently!"
>"why?"
>"B-because it.. JUST IT OKAY????"
Who designed this language?

I only know
read, bass, and and lead lmao

fpbp /thread

>Read and read are NOT pronounced the same
know
>Nor are wind and wind
don't know
>live and live
know
>wound and wound
don't know
>tear and tear
know
>bow and bow
don't know
>row and row
don't know
>sow and sow
don't know
>sewer and sewer
don't know
>close and close
don't know
>excuse and excuse
know
>lead and lead
know
>graduate and graduate
don't know
>does and does
don't know
>bass and bass
don't know
>dove and dove
don't know
>house and house
don't know
>drawer and drawer
don't know
>address and address
know but to me they sound the same
>use and use
don't know
Are you fucking with ESLs or are all these words pronounced differently from each other?
Also help me with the ones I don't know

Just go on wiktionary and look at the ipa transcription of the words you don’t know fren

I know. All latter words in this list, I just read them slower. Make it sound longer. Correct?

All distinguished in my writing system (inb4 meds)
ríd red
wind waind
liv laiv
wúnd waund
teir tir
bou bau
rou rau
sou sau
súer souer
klous klouz
líd led
gradjúeit gradjúet
duz douz
bas beis
haus hauz
drooer droor
adres adress
jús júz

I don't give a shit I'll pronounce it the way I want to

No, English doesn't have phonetic length-distinctions anymore (except in some dialects, l ike with horse-hoarse).

You tear a paper but a tear comes from your eye. The wind is blowing but you wind a watch. You will read this and now you have read it

etc.

Cringe.

Jú ar krindzh.