/brit/

Where's my best friend Diego.

Wall-E

>condone
bad word

youtube.com/watch?v=NSD11dnphg0

Listening to some Bri'ish music, me.

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lol wot

Vocarood myself singing a song in portuguese and posted in /br/

All the lads said i sounded brasilian

Mad since i cant even speak portuguese

it's easy to have sex you just have to act like a rapist without actually being a rapist

*subscribes to your substack*

the boys was a massive disappoint then. the entire season rendered pointless because my wifes son

who are some good rock bands from germany?

Toy Story Clue

shut up you humming little nonce

abe should have just used unagi and he would have been fine

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How could Englanders do this?

he literally did nothing wrong in that video

this is very very far off from what you need to do. just don't be ugly, that's all

I hope you're not a hasgunz, otherwise it could end with your vrains splattered against the wall.

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>go out sober/bit tipsy
basically never pull
>go out wasted
end up getting a make out more or less every time

what does this mean lads

got an american gf lads
going to marry her and then move to the US and get a gun

We at /brit/ stand with the Japanese people at this dark and sad time.

If this was anywhere but western Europe, this nigga would get his shit rocked by a mob.

we all watching the tennis today then?

it means you've got no balls and only act when your inhibitions are non-existent

how does this work

the umlauts

rip
yeah hewading to wimbledon at 12

why would i watch something that will make me want to kill myself?

it just works
don't be silly
now get a rapin'

I concur. We will help to solve Japan's declining birth rate in the memory of former Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.

youtube.com/watch?v=9DL_Pxgqmno
This for example, sounds just like a certain English band.

This right here isn't well known but I love it:
youtube.com/watch?v=8fxREvKt2LA

Does Aldi sell vape liquid?

>yeah hewading to wimbledon at 12
get in lad post a photo here when you do

Johnny's an American

The prestige

consider me hibitioned

haha probably wont be thinking of brit then mate
bit conned though because only one semi final but paid for two

i watched that, i thought it was a load of old toss

currently unhibitioned and mentally preparing myself for my shift at work later today

koyaanisqatsi

hello you people, my enemies.

Just like when I spunk on your mother's face then. A load of old toss.

Mumberg just bought me a bowl of snacks to my bedroom lads.

Enter The Void

woah woah hol up
what do you mean, "you people"?

mental how in the UK you can buy booze from the supermarket, that shit must get shoplifted like nobody's business by zoomers

Get her on your bed whip your cock out and roll her over whilst kissing her

what are they showing on CC instead of the other semi? an invitation doubles?

zoomers don't drink

Spotted the Queenslander lads

SA does it too tbf

test

just did a bad poo

Met a proper and I mean PROPER faggy gay yesterday
The type that makes innuendo every 2 minutes and you can basically see the AIDS on them

Sickened me to the stomach

did you shag him?

italians. i mean fucking wops you cocksucker

Naughty.

former PM of Japan was shot and died lads

texted my weedman asking if he can help me out tonight, he said "i'll see what i can do"
well can he or can't he? does he not want my money?

Yeah, but I wasn't happy about it

no idea

Struggle so much getting up. Always feel like it's too much and that I can't face yet another day and cry. I hate being depressed so much wish I could be normal

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

yes yes me frappa dickie bow rong time

Just had my morning pint of kefir + black coffee from organic locally roasted beans

My gut microbes are gonna be through the roof

*enters thread*

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depressed twat

you're overanalysing and trying to be good
be bad, never analyse and enjoy it

wonder what happened to that ukip blackfella who wore the purple 'dora

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GOD IS AN AMERICAN

I feel bad for the Japs

Don't know much about Abe but he seemed like a nice warm kindly man, and he died doing public service, like David Amess

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That's a really wonderful tie

Better get to having sex lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o

The funny thing about "haha jap no sex" thing is
We actually have sex
But we just kill our babies when we actually got one because who wanna take care of those lmao
Over 150000 babies are being aborted every single year in Japan and no one is willing to ban this shit for the fear of having retarded children(majority of Japanese populations are oldfags or middle aged people so they're likely to get retarded kids more than younger people)

Great old men destroyed by troubled young men

Is he away to the Minions premiere?

>We actually have sex
Lies
Japan is full of needy hot jap women desperate for Albion's seed

Dude is just mentally ill, has nothing to do with diversity or le anti immigrant
Still mad lad for jerking off in public, the only other people that do that sort of stuff are only fans sluts

;___;

have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=F61OUzNE6KM

My anecdotal observation is that you lot are all about the creampies

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am i based?

Shit lads! Genuinely believe I'm in trouble with the police here

Carrie and Bojo's 200k refurbishment financed by YOU! :D

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How do you enjoy life if you cannot share it with another person?

yeah, think he's watching it with his new black bf x

Have sex
No condom like how niggers do
Kill all of the babies you got because we ain't got time for them!!

Comedy genius right here

By snorting speed and wanking for 10 hours at a time

most of the things i enjoy i wouldn't share with another person in a million years (shitposting and wanking)

>Billing to your own address
hmm

are gchq

...yh

I do overthink and worry too much about everything. Will try and stop that pronto. Thank you

>150k abortions
rookie numbers and nowhere near enough to sort your shit out

>McKenzie became prominent in the media following the party’s “Carnival of Colours”, and for his views on homosexuality and immigration. The outspoken politician once stated that gay adoption is child abuse and “unhealthy”, and referred to Croydon as a “dump” during last year’s local election campaign.
>His political career started in the early 2000s and since then has been a member of the Conservatives, the Liberal Democrats, and Unity, a political party he created in 2009 to speak on behalf of the black voters.
>Prior to becoming a politician, McKenzie was a boxer until he sustained serious eye injuries. He has also recorded a music single, and he auditioned for X Factor in 2005. Combining his love for music to his political career, in 2007 he published a ‘rap’ video during his campaign as an independent mayoral candidate.
>He also once owned a pub named “The McKenzie Bros Bar and Grill’, which was forced to close in 2002 after a police raid resulted in the arrest of 25 people for drug and firearm offences.

wish netflixberg would let me look at the catalog first before i decide whether or not to restart my membership

I wonder of posts like this are serious, and therefore a sad reflection of the lives some on here have, or if it's just tedious shitsposting.