Austrians be like: >P-please learn German you guys. We're all part of an ancient and proud empire and dynasty. We need a method of inter-ethnic communication. If we all work together, we can become sum parts of a greater whole. Hungary can be our fertile agricultural center. The ingenious Czechs and Slovaks will be our intellectuals, guiding our scholars into a new era. The brave Romanians will defend our lands from the evil ottomans, the same ottomans we liberated you from. Poles and Ukrainians will be mighty warriors that will make our enemies tremble. Italians, Croats and Slovenes will run our formidable navy and propel our trade. Common guys all we need to do is unify, become a common people and nobody will be able to st-
The other shitty races: >NOOOOOO not the heckin empirerino! Austrians are le bad... because they just are, ok?? We will never learn German fuck you we will rebel and poison the Emprie from within until we get raped to death by outside powers and communism puts the final nail in our coffins and our countries become the laughing stock of Europe/the world for the rest of time! We are super speshul cultures and nothing like each other, ok??
I'm so happy you bitches will always be 3rd world shitholes while Austria gets the last laugh. This is what you deserve.
was just saying this to someone down at my local walmart
Ethan Perez
The fact that they couldn't properly germanize Carniola and Bohemia is pretty pathetic.
Xavier Murphy
based fuck them
Adam Reyes
kill yourself
Jason Ross
They all got what they deserved
Christopher Sanchez
independence?
Jordan Foster
Unironically pretty based
Camden Gutierrez
turning austria into a forever irrelevant power?
Aiden Miller
We elected Hasbsurgs as Kings of Croatia, we did not apply to join a globohomo supranational union. I will not learn German. I will not live in the pod. I will not eat the bugs.
Jacob Harris
>The army of Austria, approximately 100,000 strong, was setting up camp around the town. The army's vanguard, a contingent of hussars, crossed the Timiș River to scout for the presence of the Ottoman army. There was no sign of the Ottoman forces, but the hussars came across a group of Romani people, who offered to sell schnapps to the weary soldiers.
>Soon afterwards, some infantry crossed the river. When they saw the party going on, the infantrymen demanded alcohol for themselves. The hussars refused to give them any of the schnapps and, still drunk, set up makeshift fortifications around the barrels. A heated argument ensued, and one soldier fired a shot.[2][3]
>Immediately, the hussars and infantry engaged in combat with one another. During the conflict, some infantry began shouting, "Turci! Turci!" ("Turks! Turks!"). The hussars fled the scene, thinking that the Ottoman army's attack was imminent. Most of the infantry also ran away; the army comprised Austrians, Serbs, Croats, and Italians from Lombardy, as well as other minorities, many of whom could not understand one another. While it is not clear which one of these groups did so, they gave the false warning without telling the others, who promptly fled. The situation was made worse when officers, in an attempt to restore order, shouted, "Halt! Halt!" which was misheard by soldiers with no knowledge of German as "Allah! Allah!".[4][5]
In reality the Austrians were all hardcore German nationalists who considered everyone else lower than dirt and dreamed of genociding them all, the Hungarians just wanted their own country where they could act like the Austrians, the rest was mostly illiterate medieval retards or Jews and the Habsburgs didn't give a fuck about anything but acquiring more shitholes to LARP as medieval God emperors.
Colton Bailey
>As the hussars fled through the camps, a corps commander, General of Artillery Colloredo, thought that it was a cavalry charge by the Ottoman army and ordered artillery fire. Meanwhile, the entire camp awoke to the sound of battle; rather than waiting to see what the situation was, everyone fled. The troops fired at every shadow, thinking the Ottomans were everywhere; in reality, they were shooting fellow Austrian soldiers. The incident escalated to the point where the whole army retreated from the imaginary enemy, and Holy Roman Emperor Joseph II was pushed off his horse into a small creek.[6]
>Two days later, the Ottoman army arrived. They discovered dead and wounded soldiers and easily took Karánsebes.[citation needed]
Eli Gomez
Decades of communism
Jack Evans
better being third world than not have independence
Joshua Reed
actually the Austrian army there was 100 million strong and they lost 150 billion soldiers
Brandon Carter
>being the junior partners of a prestigious and powerful world partner is worse than being third world and not having independence
Are you bitches retarded? Man you're dumb. You're like that faggy child in the playground who got pissed that the cool kids had a nice toy, so you cried and hitched and broke it, so now nobody gets it.
