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this is like the 50th time i've seen this image posted on this board.

Might have caught COVID lads...

Broccoli's a garbage food, Sarah.

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Yeah? What about this one?

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Int is all bait threads now

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I actually had the chance to learn scuba diving once but instead I opted to stay at home, play vidya, and jerk off

not an image, that's a screenshot of a website. you zoomers would do well to learn the difference.

I hate you.

everyone does

it'd be awesome if i could have a pregnant 18+ wife in each state and i'd just visit and fuck each one every week of the whole year

not my problem

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boss man told me he thinks I have a 13 inch dick today

i am 1/49th there bro

also we stopped at a gas station and my boss was agressively flirting with the chick behind the counter then when we got back to the truck he turns to me and says
>I know for a fact that chick has done porn
>oh yeah?
>yeah
>*pulls out phone and opens porn and scrolls through it and pauses it to show me this porn of this chick getting creampied*
>laugh and agree even though I didn't even pay attention to what the girl looked like in the gas station to begin with
funniest shit that I saw in awhile
not only did he have it pretty much on hand, he had MULTIPLE porns of her within seconds of telling me this
he said her porn name was alley cat or something I dont remember
I'm going to smoke weed and lay in bed and write down exact instructions for work for the next week
gn /cum/mers

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go prove him wrong champ

>build massive empire in ck2
>get bored, think the computer can manage the rest
>my empire falls apart and the byzantine empire explodes out of nowhere

what should I eat for dinner

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>swedish

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How long have you been visiting /cum/, user?