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Wakefield edition

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Current endorsements.

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my willy is 3 inches soft and 4 inches hard

utterly grim

Biggest load of mouths on brit

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take it to Any Forums you boring cunts-edition

>Boris Johnson and wife Carrie are planning big wedding bash at Chequers within weeks - with sources saying it's part of reason he wants to stay as caretaker.
the absolutely bollocks on this lad

NOT MY HECKIN SPORTARINO!

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going to record some names in the book.

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is his bumbling posh buffoon schtick just an act? wonder what he's like behind closed doors

>Gosh user, you're such a BAKA

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What about THE SAJ?

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hope he manages it, no one deserves it more. wish him well

sucking on a covfefe

>bumbling
act
>posh
sincere
>buffoon
act

No endorsements; hasn't announced campaign yet.

why is it normal for women to own dildos and vibrators, but if a man owns a sex toy he's a virgin freak incel loser?

>EXCL: Boris Johnson and wife Carrie are planning big wedding bash at Chequers within weeks - with sources saying it's part of reason he wants to stay as caretaker.

Has Rishi indicated he's running?

posted already you mong

Do you lads have random obsessions over things for months?
Like these past few months it’s been Indonesia for me. Went Indonesia daft learning everything about them. Before that it was the romans. Next I dunno maybe Brazil or cars.

business idea: set up an ai that automatically censors men's bumholes in porn

double standards innit

Arrest Boris

i really liked peep show
kick the bloody ball

mum's hidden the penguin bars because she says i've eaten too many and she can't afford to keep buying them

Do I look like I give a fuck?

quite something

a woman can finger herself but her fingers can't replicate a whole knob so it's a bit more fair for them to have dildos. wanking is hardly that different from having a fleshlight so it's a bit excessive

South Africa is such a fucked country
Concrete barbed-wire compounds with panic rooms
Neighbourhood watch which is really a militia
Walking the streets in groups or with bodyguards
Gated communities to band together
Farmers forming communes to avoid being raided
All the norm and not exaggerated

not had a penquin in years

Will he be paid to take care of the property during the interim period?

Tugendhat is the glow in the dark BAE Systems candidate.

Who will fix this?

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