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Why do anglos have an obesity problem?

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skinniest british man

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So by my count, the cabinet members calling on the PM to quit currently:

Previous chancellor (resigned)
Previous health sec (resigned)
Chancellor
Education Sec
Home Sec
Transport Sec
Wales Sec
Northern Ireland Sec
Sec state Housing, Local
Sec Business, energy, ind. strategy

fine rorke, you win. all the leftists, brown people, atheists, gays and trans people are leaving Britain
now what? how do you plan on fixing the actual issues this country faces?

you now remember the TV show
freaky eaters

BORIS

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>kek we benefit the most from the EU other than germany/france
ACK
>you mongs don't even know shit about the EU
ACK
>enjoy your imported american produced food with all the growth hormones and cancerous chemicals
AAAAAACKKK

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the Red Army shot 16,000 of their own men at Stalingrad

Go to pol if you wanna talk about politics
Bunch of fucking nerds round here

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Daddy issues init

hmm

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Big weed pussy

imagine eating coleslaw with your fingers in public

Grim, was probably looking for an older bloke to fill the void left by her dad.

Harry Maguire is the most hilariously shit footballer in the premier league at the moment. no clue how Leicester got £80million for him.

why

Leftypol complaining about Rorke obsessing over trannies when it was leftypol who brought up "trans rights" in the first place.

fagropeans have been jealous of us for a very very very long time

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queen of brit

>HP Sauce
thoughts?

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pretty sure the issues would fix themselves if that happened

BOWIISSS

absolutely mental that
the soviets would literally send povvo soldiers to the front lines to zerg charge nazis, without weapons or armed only with melee weapons

Get genuinely rattled when all the new cunts misuse rorke memes, genuinely might abandon this general and only hang out in the /brit/ discord from now on

bants

thought he was shite even in league one desu

oh no no no

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>Defeats your robot with ease

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>Netanyahu gone
>Trump gone
>Johnson gone
the age of the right-wing demagogue is over

tombstone would cut that little runt in half mate

do borders stop african genetics

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>johnson
>right wing
oh i'm laffing

youtube.com/watch?v=5HbElEqm1TQ&
>black people only came to britain after the wa-ACK

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it's better than brown sauce from germany's nether regions that's for sure

they all get replaced by right-wing mongs in disguise

wow a whole 120 jobs

bit rude

second wank bit like second breakfast innit

chaos 2 woudl flip that runtshed in to next year

what about the fifth ?

the one single

Imagine if they'd coloured in a white bloke

you would know

Why are Euros coming in here shitposting about Brexit all of a sudden?

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> she’s 28

Fuck off

et tu patel?

When I was younger I prided myself on how well I could handle my alcohol but now i'm such a fucking lightweight i'm embarrased

The other night I had 3 pints, no big deal, was a bit tipsy but then I shared a bottle of whisky with my friend, I dont know how much we drank but I likely drunk between a quater and third of the bottle and I was fucked, had to go home. I smashed up the bus stop, got on the bus, threw up on the top deck then fell asleep and woke up at the last stop at 2am. Fucking state of me. Had to get back on the same bus to go home aswell.

How bad is that be honest?
Should I just stick to beer?

For me its undercover hot tranny Kelly Tolhurst

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Racist bros....

what about speed wanks?

why are the dutch police shooting at farmers kek
twitter.com/jaap441977/status/1544448758850547714

>pmq's
>everything boiling over, shit flying left right and centre
>speaker picks on this fucking zombie
>"MISTA SPEAKER MUH FARM IN BONCINGTON NORTH"
hate when lez picks on rando mps to ask softball questions about washing machine regulations or basket weaving or whatever when there's real shit to talk about

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won't be making that mistake again

do boys really?
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Remember that one robot lad who always got set on fire but they never removed the fuzzy fur from it

remember that weird androgynous driver they had
bet they are a tranny in some direction now

sometimes i wish i were alone in the void of deep space or at the bottom of some ocean trench, in my own little ship, no need for human contact.

remember that episode of robot wars where some bloke stormed off after losing to a team of kids

throwing up on yourself with no one important around is one of the least embarrassing drunk things you can do you pathetic rodent

What supplements do you take, lads?

shittest speaker of the house in history

Not happy with the transphobia tonight. As some of you know, I am a trans lady and I find it quite offensive

No fuck you he's there to represent the people of his constituency.

does uganda have trannies?

as in wanking quickly or wanking whilst on speed? yes is not a valid answer.

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photo from the last /brit/ meetup, we need another one lads

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i wanna fuck her sweaty farthole so badddddddddddd

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Grenny

I got the PM job

And they're paying what I asked for

He's not from Uganda, he's from Wales.

someone i know used to participate in robot wars

6>4>3>2>5>1

meant to post this image with it as it was a continuation of the joke

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in b4 the -ACK post

like theres a fucking difference between them

men love hairy, sweaty, pooey women's arse holes

Alri

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er yeah, real shit to talk about like petty drama westminster bullshit nobody cares about like muh cake muh parties muh pincher

vgh, traditional british and american culture

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163425

He’s unironically not black and it’s obvious if you watch the video

3>5>6>1>4>2

asians just look so weird to us
none of these girls are ugly none of them are attrractive either though

at least you tried

you get mongs like that who steal a living especially at centre half, because it's so often a question of having a good central defensive partnership which makes them look good.

>nooo a child must never see a drag queen!!!!
>just.... because??, okay g-g-groomer!!

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Wonderful!
Clever girl...

the most rational brit

>The BBC's Chris Mason says he's been told that Home Secretary Priti Patel has told the prime minister he should resign.

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i'l clog your bog in a minute clogwog

What's an appropriate time to start drinking? 5pm?

miss the days when EPG used to obliterate clogwog in some argument or other virtual every day

looks like Gillian Anderson fr fr

mum said it's my turn to be nirvana

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It's the eyes, if they had our eyes they would all be fit but they have odd puffy ones.

lovely bunny!
love her!

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John Oliver has always been accepting of transfolx though

never went to a "story time" as a child let alone a drag fag story time

read your kid a book if you want them to here a story dont plop them down in front of a stranger

It runs in the fami-ACK

bit shit. remember driving past the old HP sauce factory in brum when I was a kid.

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it's gonna be 2 for me

shut the fuck up british prisoner scum

call him by his proper name you cunt, show the man some respect

wtf is going on here

EPG (pbuh)

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lmao he missed from 10 feet away

think it's everything really the kinda flat noses and round cheeks it's just weird (different) like no hate obviously but i dont get yellow fever at all - but i do get why an asian would want a white

a common anglo dual

from left to right

rorke, mikey, rasheed, user, leftypol, spainlad

makes me laugh knowing some mong sat in his dingy dutch deanoterrace somewhere has decided that a good amount of his time this lovely sunny evening will be spent posting obscure and tenuous troll images in /brit/
virgin freak to the max

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Needs a massive kev rising behind the mountains

ANSWER ME!

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followed by the LICE on my way home. sick of it

I remember the first time I seen a tranny, I was 20
I was honestly shocked and a bit afraid. Like when you see a crazy homeless person on the bus. Did my best to avoid eye contact and hurried home

Not being able to handle your alcohol is a bit pathetic, come off it