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Gott straffe mein delicate purple plums

Would be really funny desu

why has that trannard freak been on telly so much?

Business idea: House of Commons except you have to be proper common to become an MP. Like you have to be born and bred and still living in a council house.

SHE'S A BLOODY SPY

please not that ccp shill

mad how i would have killed my self months ago if it wasnt for my nephew, as soon as he see's me he comes steaming towards me with a big smile on his face and for a few moments it brings a bit of life into me

love that lil nigga

time for Boris to pull a Saakashvili and become the governor of a random US state

he'll need to call an election
it can't just be him and truss left to run the country by themselves
there's literally not enough mps still supporting him to create a government

All according to keikaku.

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Really makes you think

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Boris Johnson 'reluctantly' admits parliament has an alcohol problem

Boris Johnson has "reluctantly" admitted there is a problem with alcohol in parliament, as well as standards and behaviour.

"There are issues about standards and behaviour and I've reluctantly come to the conclusion there's a problem with alcohol," he tells the Liaison Committee.

The UK becomes a Chinese puppet state BUT everyone gets a government mandated chinky gf. Would you support it?

>Cabinet ministers including new chancellor Nadhim Zahawi to tell Boris Johnson to quit
The best anime betrayal, the 2022 Downing 10 version

yeah, want him to cling on for a few days this is hilarious

>Euro 2024 hosts was between Turkey and Germany (Germany won, Turks claimed racism)
>Euro 2024 hosts is between Turkey and the UK/Ireland
>Euro 2028 hosts is between Turkey and Italy

would be screeching if Turkey lose 3 bids on the trot kek

>BREAKING; Told Priti Patel in No 10

boris johnson gives off naughty boy vibes. like he's just not stepping down simply to annoy people

John F. Kennedy, Lee Harvey Oswald, Malcolm X, George Lincoln Rockwell, Martin Luther King Jr., Robert F. Kennedy.
All killed within a 5 year period.

Imagine that many famous public figures being murdered in a similar five year period, like if it happened in 2017-2022.

Bless him

*gets left waiting in the lobby while Boris finishes his bangers & mash*

That’d be entertaining would enjoy that
Wonder where he’d go? He is from NYC

>It appears Michelle Donelan's first act as Education Secretary is to join a coup against the man who appointed her less than 24 hours ago
actual girlboss move

All according to keikaku.

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What's that Jacob Rees Mogg lad up to these days?

what did you tell her?

why would he call an election and what would be the nature of this election? i ask this out of genuine ignorance.

literal chinese stooge we are so fucked if he gets in

how can she fit in

Only because I despise 99% of Labour and all of the other potential Tory leaders. If Ben Wallace was in the running I’d be happy. Also think they’re spineless cunts voting for him in a no confidence vote and then stabbing him in the back when it looks like it’ll benefit them

She's fit

Mum cut my hair wrong now I look like a twat

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We were literally on the cusp of a civil war here

Operation Kill Big Dog

2028 and 2032*
heck!

arr according to pran

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grow up lad

alri lads it's solo clubber i'm heading out tonight. last time i did it was too sauced too early so planning to start drinking later tonight so thinking kick off at around 6.30-7pm

he'll need enough political heft to ask the queen to create a new government, which he'll only have if he wins another election

Are brits going to storm london to keep boris in power?

Do you pull any birds?

i hear you shouldn't put food in the fridge if it's too hot, you gotta let it cool down

He should stay, imagine the leftypol & mainstream media seethe

>going out on a wednesday
Freak

That's because it can heat the fridge up

OBEY

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