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isn't that literally what you've been doing? everyone has already pretended that COVID is over

Handcrafted for BWC

>I have spoken to the Prime Minister to tender my resignation as Secretary of State for Health & Social Care.
twitter.com/sajidjavid/status/1544366218789937152

what kind of virgin freak do you need to be to download this

something so depressing yet SOVL about these run down areas

bet you got clucked

JAVID GONE
GENERAL ELECTION SOON BROS

youtu.be/tP2HXHkFpW4

yeah but our pensioners are GIGAVAXED now

>blue hair dye
>quasi-choker necklace
certified mental illness

Great news
Dumb paki

got some strawberries and emma radacanu cream at wimbledon

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Mad. What comes next? Some PPSs set to resign as well

Wish we had, imagine all the housing stock that could have been freed up

lovely white women

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>pretended
only actual retards believed it in the first place

dunno what to eat for lunch

big boy needs big food

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phwoar imagine just grabbing her by the choker and swinging her straight through the bedroom window corrr

>£45 please, plus tip

Someone Tarq post that fella STAT

soulless greedy psychopaths

I can't defend it Peterborough is genuinely shit.

Why does it feel like Any Forums has become more toxic recently? So much more nastiness

might throw some shit in the mud

boris is fucking done lmao

kneeling by the bed and saying a prayer to Captain Tom

Would love to mating press them whilst they're still wearing their trainers, Legs bouncing in the air. Phwoarrr

how new are you?

johnson is GONE mate
DONE
FINISHED
CAPUT

business plan: govern the country to primarily benefit pensioners who don't work or contribute to society and actively benefit from the raising of property prices which inflicts suffering of the majority of the working population.

UK IS FUCKING COLLAPSING

>I recognise this may be my last ministerial job, but I believe these standards are worth fighting for and that is why I am resigning.
twitter.com/RishiSunak/status/1544368323625947137
Bye Boris.

Sunak is gone too.

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>the frozen haddock pack I bought from Lidl says it was produced and frozen in China
Disgusting

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going down to #10 to personally remove boris myself

they aren't even attractive by asian standards

but is the younger population working?

>Sunak gone too
Okay it's over.

Borisbro's...

it's a boomer world, you're just living in it
drop the entitlement

That whole saga has got to be the height of COVID mania in this country

Came here in 2009. It's gotten way worse

it is quite funny that *this* is what brought them to the conclusion that johnson was cancer

Sunak goes as well

please stop this brutal assault, i can't take anymore

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KEITHCHADS
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN

DIEGO WE NEED YOU NOW MORE THAN EVER
HOMEALONEVERYTUESDAYNIGHT

The 'based brown' lads stitching BoJo up like a kipper

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO BORISBROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

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can you point out some toxic and problematic posts that you've seen recently? I might be able to contact the moderators to have the IP address banned.

what is this technique? you direct with your dominant arm, and drive the force with your left arm. no wonder she's all over the place

When you find that things are getting wild don't you want days like these?

The Prime Minister.

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Give it Ben Wallace until the end of the 2023-24 season.

THINGS

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>bratwurst is sold in packs of 5
>buns only come in packs of 4 or 8

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Another british mercenary killed in the Donetsk peoples republic of the ukraine

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>le BLAIR

fuck off cunt the tories have been in power 12 years and have had higher immigration

we won, NEETbros

knew if we held out long enough it would come to this. No more CVtoil or coverlettertoil for me.

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flanders style nachos look pretty good 2bh
might get some chive cottage cheese tomorrow

Well that's that
One lie too many

He stitched himself up you stupid bastard.

YOU WILL NEVER TOPPLE ME. I HAVE THE BEHELIT. 1000 BORIS REICH. CHECK EM.

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making a spreadsheet lads
who's next?

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that's not Liz Truss

Didn't even know they had them back in WWI

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Alors on danse

Holy shit it's over for Boris

2 PAKIS DOWN 1 TO GO

No chance. He's poisoned by his association with Johnson.

what exactly is the government doing wrong? and how does this contrast with what the government was already doing ten years ago?

Borisbros....

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Both Sunak and Javid resigned?
What in the actual fuck. His fucking Chancellor resigned?

He's fucking done.

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Constitutional Law bros, BoJo could go to Her Majesty and ask for an election and she could refuse him, as per Tommy Lascelles' letter in the Times:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascelles_Principles

what's going on in bongland? is the democracy breaking down?

And Sajid

ITS OVER BORIS

pinged granny mccreary straight in the face lmao

NOOO NOT THE PAKIS

You and I should ride the coast and wind up in our favorite coats just miles away

I quite like blair and I don't totally despise Starmer...

Any Tory parroting the nauseating line that they're resigning "for the good of the country" tonight is a blatant barefaced liar acting in their own self-interest and should be treated as such.

Rats leaving a sinking ship and nothing more.

Bozza is fucking finished

want to brutally murder my boss
when any of us ask him anything instead of a straight answer he always responds with a sarcastic question or smarmy quip
fucking hate him

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>she could refuse him
She could but the likelihood is extremely low

He can't go... he's so cute

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service industry across the world took a hit because of the chinky flu, people retired, no one was hired into it, now there's a labor shortage

with gays, you pays

Yeah mate, I'm grabbing my bug out bag and heading out to the Highlands for a few years whilst this blows over. Civil war soon

Boris getting Chris Pincher drunk and sending him off to Rishi Sunak's house after this

Run by an incompetent idiot who keeps lying
10 years ago it was run by a slightly more competent idiot who only occasionally lied instead

Is that why you resigned Rishi?

same happened when our liberals were in parliament for 10 years, the so-called right wing is pro-immigration :)

is this Excel? doesnt look like it

LOVELY white women

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everywhere is short staffed perfect storm of shit wages, brexit (all the poles have fucked off) and lazy zoomers

Kit Malthouse sounds like a badass Chicago cop who breaks the rules for the right reasons

Only the two most popular cabinet ministers...

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Based Sajid

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>plastic spray painted white
bravo

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do I still get my 650 quid next week?

Ah:

>if the existing Parliament was still "vital, viable, and capable of doing its job",

it is

>if a general election would be "detrimental to the national economy",

It would be

>if the Sovereign could "rely on finding another prime minister who could govern for a reasonable period with a working majority in the House of Commons".

She can

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Raab is definitely next, Dorries and Patel might stick around.

>most popular conservative politicians
>number one is 30%
top jej

UBI is imminent comrade.

>Business Secretary Kwasi Kwarteng staying in government

I know how he must feel, dealing with the sort of people that might ask if plywood is made with glue must be insufferable. Thank him for being so polite in answering with a quip that starts you thinking in the right direction, instead of losing his sanity stooping to spoonfeeding grown adults about the very make up of the universe every time he turns around

>Lads still don't know about Facetune in 2022

FIT

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>Theresa May at the top
Seriously?

brilliant, another dimwit paki gone
God bless

Treblinka death camp c.1944 colourised

>tattoos
>smoker
>fat

ngl if I was 1 singular pint deep I'd be simping for her on a night out

2 days till clap-for-carerstoil

Where's Seasidemark in these trying times?

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*blows cigarette smoke in your face*

I am in this photo, guess which one is me

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>Theresa May top
Oh my fuck it really is bad

still got that monkey video in my mind
fucking sweden

believe he got slapped with a youtube ban

with benders your mandate is rendered

gay one

anyone else remember that
what a show that was
utterly mad

the one standing on his own holding a drink in a jumper trying desperately to blend in

There's no money left mate

bought a pizza but I don't really want it
the so-called "cost of living crisis"

this one?

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Honestly that's pretty decent as far as political opinion polls go

Fingered a fat Norwegian girl in that place. So grim.

a whopping 31% approval

Imagine having an 80 seat majority and having done so little to promote Conservatism in this country. The economy has basically stagnated, everything is about hiring EDI consultants and the police are arresting people for causing offence.

Bye Boris you fat useless cunt, don't let the door hit you on the way out

no it was animal cruelty

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Roll a number, write another song like Jimmy heard the day he caught the train

I can smell this photo
(doesn't smell good)

Don't worry lads, the Youth Quake is coming. Oooooh!

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what is conservatism in britain in the 21st century?

Permanent?

in this country, yeah, but in other countries you have people literally worshipping their country's politicians because they manage to actually improve it, shocking I know

News just said it's unlikely Raab or Patel will go today.

yeah I'm sure he'll be crying as he walks into his £5m/year "job" giving speeches on the after-dinner circuit + collecting the bungs from all the companies and CEOs he gave back-handers to during his time in office