/brit/

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Wanking is WAY more relaxing than sex

USA

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~45 days of sobriety will end tomorrow night. Hopefully I get laid. God bless the USA.

Because you don't have any expectations to live up to. Sex is a "performance"

I’m so lonely and isolated

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ktim

Isn't it like 3am rn in the uk? Maybe you just need some sleep

I can’t sleep when I’m at my most depressed

what country do brits go to on holiday?

Have a wank. Always sorts me out

Why would you tell everyone you're a recovering addict?
Now no one will ever look at him the same way again, even if he's clean

What's going on britbongs?????
This is the Australian Governments official travel advice website by the way...

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spain
greece
deanos galore

Spain Greece and Turkey

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What’s on the menu

yankoids be like can't be assed

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black guy looks like joey ramone

been a fucking fatty just tonight i've had:
- some curly fries (went very poorly fries were far too thin - spiraliser is fucking useless)
- some ice cream
- a banana
- an orange
- a double decker
- several biscuits from the fridge
- a couple of crackers I nicked from my dad
and have just now finished a yoghurt
didn't really want it either, just bored and procrastinating.

might upload a picture of the sunrise to my snapchat
don't use it enough

Reminder

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I’ll have a crab cake melt and a diet coke

hot take: sex work is real work and I'm tired of pretending it's not

looking forward to autists from /cum/ raiding /brit/ all day today
nothing I enjoy more than shitty gimmicks and yanks in my /brit/ threads

>turkey
bet it's like travelling into the future

>2012 and 2016

Things definitely shifted then
Maybe 2016mong is onto something

So what

chest hurts

Why's that

don't know

A donkey sat on it

Mate's mam is too fit lads

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are anglos really this ignorant? not surprised

t. demon possessed hylic