/cum/ - Canada US Mexico

/cum/ is a pure blood general

No need to be so melodramatic.

>A month ago I received a very angry call from a medical center asking me to get the vaccine.
are you exaggerating? did you tell them to fuck off?
im also a pureblood chad, I know a few people who are unjabbed but its a minority. In my country like 90% are vaccinated.

I live in NYC
if you aren't vaxxed you can't get a job

kkk

georgia congressman hank johnson when questioning a pacific navy admiral in congress:

johnson: duh island [guam] is uhhh 12 miles from shore to shore and uhhhh at its smallest location its 7 miles from one shore to the utha. is that correct?

admiral: i don't have the exact dimensions but uhh.. to your point, guam is a very small island

johnson: very small! its about 24 miles long and uhh 24 miles long about 7 miles wide at the least widest place on duh island and about 20.. about 12 miles wide on the widest part of duh island. and ummm idk how many square miles that... that is. do you happen to know?

admiral: i don't have that figure with me sir, i can certainly supply it to you if you'd like.

johnson: yeah my fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and uhh capsize

admiral: we don't anticipate that

when asked about this later the congressman's office said that "adding about 8000 marines and their families to the population of guam could be a tipping point to the islands infrastructure and ecosystem" and that "he was obviously joking."

looking at how far wide apart this dudes eyes are and the context of the hearing, i don't think he was joking

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>im also a pureblood chad, I know a few people who are unjabbed but its a minority.
I'm not sure I know anyone personally who got the clotshot tbqh. We had so many vaccines left over that our governor sent some up to Canada

If that were the case somewhere I lived, I would find somewhere else to live

Many

based. Do you know someone who hasnt taked the jab?
What did they jab you with? pfizer?

average /cum/poster

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yeah

You can watch this on youtube and he very definitely was not joking

>We had so many vaccines left over that our governor sent some up to Canada
Stop waging chemical warfare on my country, please

My captchas have XD in them way more often than I'd like.

this is incredible

i got the j&j
didn't want to get 2 doses

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Yes

I myself, speaking from my own experience, have not received the so-called "vaccine", as it were.

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what are the chances of all of this happening together. the guy filming, the random fall, the autism. something smells fishy here and it isn't just that guy's dirty pants.

Where did you get this video of me?

You thread splitting nincompoops!

update: my dad finally turned on the air
praise christ
i hope he falls back asleep

>poops
Uh oh…

This was early on when the "vaxx" had just came out, and they gave it to all the old people who wanted one. If you're old it might be worth it to have gotten the vaxx, only case that makes sense to me.

kek

A Canadian is a Canadian is a Canadian

"Hasan.. I've got an epic video idea. I'm going to get an orange julius down at the quad. You're going to film me as I pass by. I'm going to wear my slipperiest shoes and I'm going to stub my toe just as I walk past you. I will give you and the camera a quick glance to make sure you're in position then I will fall. It will be hilarious and I will act autistic. Then I'll post it on /cum/ and make fun of my friends."

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The vaccine’s efficacy not only returns to baseline, but actually becomes negative over time (as in within a few months), so it is not appropriate for anyone IMO

interesting, I assume you live in a pretty conservative state or something.
based
did you notice any adverse reactions?

big fan of the "pee pants guy" on twitter who goes up to women in public and pisses his pants

The vid is older than /cum/

Link?