>war declared
>borders and airspace are closed
>martial law in effect
>mass conscription takes place
>you get the call to present to the nearest camp
what do you do user?
War declared
Landon Wright
Jeremiah Clark
>What do you mean I can't both volunteer and be conscripted? You better sign me up right now, you damn commie.
Sebastian Phillips
not my problem
Anthony Collins
What am i fighting for/against?
Wyatt Jackson
>high chance of death
>small chance of getting to rape females
what are we waiting for?
Wyatt Mitchell
Not fighting for this shithole I will hunker down at grannies place.
Kayden Bell
I will find your granny first and eat all her sauerkraut and pickles.
Sebastian Barnes
the moment they hand me a gun I'm blowing my brains out
Nathaniel Rivera
based and bloodthirsty
but you were born and grew up in said shithole. it's yours and nobody else's.
Luke Cooper
The military doesn't want me cuz I'm a druggie lol another win for me
John Johnson
Gaming time
Landon Bailey
>I'm a druggie
>another win for me
user, I...
Nolan Torres
id be confused because im already a conscript
Colton Perez
I've always said that I would never fight in a war because I don't like the idea of being bossed around to that large of a degree, but my life is pretty directionless at this point, so I guess I'd just go along with it. I have a college degree, so maybe I wouldn't have to be a combatant.
Gabriel Watson
i love israel
Austin Watson
I show up. They realize I'm a fat aging useless piece of shit without any training and they put me on rear echelon duties.
Matthew Long
Gonna die for my homeland lole.
Cooper Fisher
I'd preemptively join the airforce. Always wanted to fly a jet, and I think I have the necessary skills for it too.
Aiden Collins
didn't your great grandfather conquer half of france while being on drugs as well?
schizoids on meth is a terrifying thing to fight imo
Owen Myers
If its gotten to the point you've been called up for duty its obvious that they're just looking for meat to put on the line. You're never to fat or old to die so your women get to live, as Ukraine has shown us.
Carter Sanchez
I couldn't waddle fast enough to get to the front. I'd die of exhaustion before I get there.
Kayden Miller
depends on who we're fighting desu
Easton Lee
They'll drive you to the front, give you a machine gun and you'll be a stationary emplacement.