You wake up in Palestine, Gaza City.
What next?
You wake up in Palestine, Gaza City
Cooper Wood
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Christian Powell
flight out day one
William Anderson
Yasser Arafat International Airport, formerly Gaza International Airport and Dahaniya International Airport, is located in the Gaza Strip, between Rafah and Dahaniya, close to the Egyptian border. The facility opened on 24 November 1998, and ceased operation in late 2000, during the Second Intifada.
you can't. you're here forever now.
Brody Richardson
then the bus, or taxi, or boat. hell i´ll walk if i have to. nobody is forcing me to be in some drone pajeet village when there are actually fun cities.
Christopher Adams
the entire place is under a top tier blockade capable of stopping tunnels and going over it is impossible too.
There are also sniper towers watching 24/7 for anyone suspicious
Isaac Roberts
get noscoped at the border
Angel Myers
make my way to israel and meet my friend Shahar
Wyatt Lopez
>walk into nearest church
>start yelling "PADRE, VIVA CRISTO RE! I ACCEPT JESUS CHRIST AS MY LORD AND SAVIOUR! GLORIA, GLORIA, IN EXCELSIS DEO!"
>"PANGE LINGUA GLORIOSI, CORPORIS MISTERIUM!"
>walk my way back into Rome
>kneel by pope
>Mi peregrinación desde la Tierra Santa finalmente ha concluido. Bendíceme, padre santísimo, porque Dios es lo más elevado y creo firmemente en él. Que se haga su voluntad. Amén."
>take train back home
Caleb Flores
there are no churches in gaza user
John Anderson
Get bombed by Israel on my way to the Iranian-built Hamas facility.
Dominic Moore
Call Israeli embassy and ask for an evacuation (im jewish), until they arrive I'll just do touristy stuff I guess.
Oliver Myers
Get in a boat and join the other refugees crossing the med to Europe.
Dylan Ward
Christopher Powell
I use my hearthstone to return home and make a post on Any Forums
Christopher James
also install Palestine extraflags and go around to dump them all, it's a small place
David Sullivan
Pretend to be a Pakistani until I am out of there.
Jonathan Taylor
go to the nearest israeli border checkpoint and put on the most obnoxious american accent as possible until they let me through
Caleb Hernandez
Pretend to be a jew until i get out of here
Blake Cruz
Help palestinians fight the new nazi's
Connor Roberts
I move to Poland, the historical Jewish homeland :)
Henry Jackson
>There are also sniper towers watching 24/7 for anyone suspicious
Sounds like those concentration camps that krauts used to keep you in
Henry Sanders
>What next?
Try to go back to Israel without anyone notice. Or I should call someone
Benjamin Martinez
>Sounds like those concentration camps that krauts used to keep you in