It is for real scary how often americans talk about pooping themself, to "shart" and to "gamble" on a fart. I have never in my life gotten close to pooing myself and there has never came poop when i farted
What the hell is wrong with them?
It is for real scary how often americans talk about pooping themself, to "shart" and to "gamble" on a fart...
Brandon Long
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Nathan Anderson
americans also get pink eye if they touch their eyes
Lincoln Hughes
fat people drink too much water too
Jordan Watson
Yeah what's up with that? Never heard of pink eye until i found American youtubers complaining about having pink eye.
Jace Richardson
swedepypo be like
>ayo bro thanks for coming but imma let you stand there in the hall I'mma go eat just be cool kay
Colton Clark
There are a surprising number of americans who consume literally zero fruit, vegetables, or anything else containing fiber. That's why they shit themselves.
Wyatt Collins
They're eating several buckets of high fructose corn syrup per day because its in EVERYTHING. That's why their stool is permanently liquid.
Asher Hall
Ayden Phillips
imagine literally shitting yourself and then not reconsidering your diet
Gavin King
no surprise that swedes dont understand the concept of a wet shit when they eat nothing but potato slop and meatballs.
Gabriel Watson
explain why americans get pink eye
Isaiah Walker
>to "gamble" on a fart
YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN THE HOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN
YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEY, WHEN YOU'RE SITTIN' AT THE TABLE
THERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTIN', WHEN THE DEALIN'S DONE
Nolan Howard
Wyatt Smith
why do americans kill their own citizens?
Jayden King
babies get pink eye because they dont understand hygiene, never heard of an adult getting it. you probably heard that in some american movie and took it as fact like the whimsical little faggot that you are.
Nolan Stewart
why are you lying?
Alexander Bell
Why do American children get pink eye? No one gets it here
Cameron Hughes
I had a squirt one time in middle school because I drank 5 chocolate milks for lunch. On my way home on the bus. I was literally almost home, stepping off the bus, had a hershey squirt.
Kevin Walker
What even is pink eye?
Jacob Smith
minor eye infection, thats all
no clue why swedemalis are acting like it's aids
James Murphy
Conjunctivitis