Meanwhile on Mars Any Forums

meanwhile on Mars Any Forums ...

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Get off our planet.

Best comedian on the planet? Martian Lawrence!
his jokes are out of this world!

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Tenchbros, how do I score a hit with AI gf?

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earthpipo

we are going home Marsbros...

youre the npc's of earth what would make you think you would be welcome on mars

e*rthoids are actual barbarians

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tfw when no trad martian princess to ride in my gondola

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dude I just saw a woman with three tits

damn, this red sand is spicy

whats the explanation for earth looking like this

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NOOOOOOO YOU CAN’T HAVE AI’S ITS HERESY

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Fuck off we're full!

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IT'S TOO HOT WE NEED THICKER ATMOSPHERE

Hi guys, we have been planning a trip to the Olympus Mons. Sadly, our servitude agency has not cleared us for our free time yet, thus we unable to move along with our plan. Does anyone know anything dealing with said institutions? We are based in the Noachia region, sector 77-b.

basically in the far future humanity United and colonized like half the galaxy, along the way they moved most of earths water to mars (that's the official explanation as to where the oceans went if im not mistaken).
Then the galactic human civilization collapsed because alot of complicated shit involving an alternative plane of existence called the warp shitting itself and makeing Interstellar travel borderline impossible.
The humans on earth that at this point are living in the tens/hundreds of billions in giant cities can't sustaine themselves without trade with the rest of the galaxy, society collapses, warlords take over giant chunks of the planet, some of them warship space demon gods, the eagle place where the Himalayas onces existed is ruled by a dude called the emperor, he'll eventually unify the planet and much of the galaxy before more fuckery happens.

how the fuck did the big yellow blob not win?

do this happen in your plant

The emperor dude created supersoldiers called the thunder warriors that basically could individually slaughter hundreds/thousands of humans and are leagues above what the rest of the techno-barbarian of earth had

>earth has oceans of water
it is literally impossible to suffer on the first world planets

Space jews

Praise the Omnissiah

cool

Here's a map that shows the names of the places (the emperor still doesn't rule the Himalayas at this point).
Also it's not exactly clear how much water there is on earth at this point so some maps very.

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The chaddest being on existence

wait wtf that a lot less water then i though it would be, how the fuck is life even possible

Absolutely hellish
The emprah should've flooded half the world

Hey uhhh what does this red button do? *click*

based

tttttllllaaas

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life isn't great for everyone, imagine a planet sized mad max, life is short and miserable.

where is the best place to live?