In Mexico, ask for the nearest shop and they will point you to the Oxxo at the corner of avenida Benito Juarez and boulevard Septiembre 16.
Go into any drugstore and you will find bootleg arcade"maquinitas" with unlicensed characters painted on the cabinet.
Look behind the cashier and see an array of phone cards and American tobacco products, or to the ceiling and choose a pinata.
Want ice cream? you'll have to enjoy a spongebob, dora, or sonic popsicle with gumball eyes. and you'll know where to get one, because there will be lots of bells ringing as a cart makes its way down the street.
It doesn't matter if you live in a city or the country, you will either inhale toxic exhaust or enough dust to build a sandcastle every year.
Turn on the television to see hundreds of vintage Mexican films, but most of them have the same 12 or so lead actors who are either comedians with signature mustaches/hats, mariachi guys, or wrestlers.
Speaking of luchadors, go back into that drugstore and also notice the dozens of masks hanging above the wall.
You can also watch live sexualization of weather girls in tight dresses, ""comedy"" programs where men dress like dogs or clowns, or have people suffering from dwarfism in comedic roles. If that's not enough, enjoy broadcasts of uncensored news clips showing liveleak-tier footage.
Not all of Mexico is filled with the sound of bullets. instead, listen to kids try to shoot small lizards or even Iguanas with slingshots.
Don't think you'll be okay just because you're white, even if you speak spanish at a decent level, mexicans will speak amongst themselves as if you don't exist until they turn to you and talk in broken English.
If you're black? you'll be referred to as 'El Pulparindo', 'Nito', Memin the Penguin, or some other product with a racist mascot.
Tired of seeing purple mountains or jungles in every direction? Don't worry, they plant bright allergy-inducing flowers to lighten up the atmosphere.
In Mexico...
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
I bet you're confused as to why there's a bunch of adult men drinking "chelas" and tequila while watching a football game at a birthday party for a 6-year old. So am I.
Don't worry, if you're thirsty you can have 6 coca-colas instead of one glass of water.
At this point, you might have forgotten about the gangs who roam the streets in front of the heavily-militarized police. Don't worry, turn on your radio and you can enjoy a song about the various exploits of the bravest extortionists and drug-lords.
This sounds like a godless place, right? Wrong. The Vatican meets Mesoamerican paganism in an incomprehensible manner.
Hungry? You'd be safe to assume a restaurant uses spices. What this country uses resembles an acid, the worst combination of chili and lime. But complain, and they chant "he wants to cry, he wants to cry".
But try reporting these hooligans to the police, just don't be surprised when the nearest cop is half-asleep, munching on a quesadilla and reading shonen-jump.
I'd say this is probably the worst inhabited place on earth to visit. After reading all this, how would you describe Mexico?
Biutiful
>how would you describe Mexico?
Brown shit
>After reading all this, how would you describe Mexico?
Mire pinche perro, para mi el norte esta culero, no hay nada es pura arena, desmembrados y gente sin agua.
El sur no existe.
Lo mejor de este país es el Bajío, la region Occidental y el Centro-Oriente.
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
a guy in freddy fazbear costume got beheaded in your Bajío region in 2020 and the facebook comments all said "mi mexico magico" or "mi mexico querido"
recordatorio
How do we make mexico great again?
Send cute canadian girls to mexico and let them racemix
why obsessed with race
Are those complains or what?
Because I don't understand how any of those are bad things
Except for racism and "humor" of course
Sorry for that, we usually call black people "Moreno" or "negro" which they aren't derogatory words, they are the name of the colors.
guero is a racial slur.
>Go into any drugstore and you will find bootleg arcade"maquinitas" with unlicensed characters painted on the cabinet.
>Look behind the cashier and see an array of phone cards and American tobacco products, or to the ceiling and choose a pinata.
>Want ice cream? you'll have to enjoy a spongebob, dora, or sonic popsicle with gumball eyes. and you'll know where to get one, because there will be lots of bells ringing as a cart makes its way down the street.
bro it's not the 90s anymore
>Don't think you'll be okay just because you're white, even if you speak spanish at a decent level, mexicans will speak amongst themselves as if you don't exist until they turn to you and talk in broken English.
i used to live in mexico and this is not true, maybe try not being an incel.
This game from 2020
no it isn't kraut
kraut is also a racial slur.
he's american
Mexico is a FREE country
based
>when a german knows more about your country than you
Go out more often nerd.
dumb kraut
rewrite your word jumble and post again in a month
these things are based you're just too uncultured ans stupid to understand
las maquinitas virtualmente ya no existen, retrasado. Han dejado de ser populares desde el 2007 o algo así. Solo te encuentras una muy raramente.
Debes ser tú el que tiene que salir más
>enjoy a spongebob, dora, or sonic popsicle with gumball eyes
im alergic to those
Chilango spotted
We have a lot of this things in EdoMex