Would you go to Israel to become a Garloid farmer?

In you're cunt.

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Jews don't eat anything which doesn't have a split hoof and chews its cud, or is a scaled fish.

those are barnacles though

garloid farming is a huge business here due to tariffs on imported garloids

legit what the fuck am I looking at

Yeah, specifically a garloid

It's an upside-down ship and some dock mechanic pokes the Garloids with rusty pliers.

You are not in bikini bottom my man

Sea anemone during low tide I guess

This actually made the news and the guy was fined a lot of money

I wish I could have a simple life like that, but Germans are not welcome in Jew-rusalem.

How come?

Still salty about the 6 million (11 in Auschwitz alone).

I know you're joking but germans are more than welcome to visit desu, people here like germany, and austria for that matter, quite a lot.

Only part-joking because I am not really sure if there is residual hatred. But good to hear it that we are cool about that incident.

yes

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you mean you like our money

No I mean we genuinely do like german people, I had a german friend come visit me and he got laid in like 2 days.

ummm interesting, would I manage to get laid in such a short amount of time? asking for a friend

I don't see why not, as long as you aren't expecting a marriage or an actual relationship out of the whole ordeal

Garloids are legally a fish, they also chew the cud, one or two have been known to split the hoove but they haven't managed a stable breed of the variant yet

I dont trust Israelis
I once had an Israeli dude try to catfish me into sending him my nudes
Im a dude

did you

nature's bbc

I did not, to his annoyment, as I discovered it was a dude
Some dude named Leon from Tel Aviv