You wake up in the year 2032 edition.
/brit/
Andrew Allen
Nathan Gonzalez
dole money goes in at midnight
its payday for me de lids
Jordan Barnes
Liam Sanders
Things that give me the ICK:
Overly friendly with my mum
Crude language
Ill fitting clothes
Vegan
LGBT ally
Insta in tinder profile
Gay best friend
Listens to Top 40
Gamergirl
Watches anime
Noticeable makeup
Netflix subscription
Atheist
Fully Vaccinated
Social media whore
Tattoos
Obese
Talks about sex in public
Brown eyes
Works in HR
University/degree
Fake tan
Nose ring
Belly button piercing
Unnatural hair colouring
Cross eyes
Gap teeth
Has braces
False eyelashes
Under 5 ft tall
Tries to be funny
Discusses her body count
No respect for her parents
Hates children
Loves cats
Has had an abortion (haunted vagina)
Drinks whisky
Smokes cigars
Plays poker
Eats oriental food
Benjamin Smith
says it all really
Evan Powell
Roasts at toil became rattled when I stated having a child is selfish as the child has no say in its own existence
Isaiah Ramirez
Real new
Michael Lewis
Dominic Gutierrez
So the flag represents everything but straight white men. Getting a bit out of hand now isn’t it.
Daniel Mitchell
just converted to islam
buzzing to be honest lads, ready to serve allah and big mo at a moment's notice xx
Charles Murphy
Helpermong
Ryan Nelson
What about those who have played cricket?
Dominic Sanders
lots of people get furious about that, even here on /brit/
no idea why, it's just logical. they want kids for selfish reasons and are angry you're pointing it out.
Jayden Morales
>buy going into games machine
>play all the good games that came out in the last 10 years
>watch all the good movies
>catch up on all the good sfm smut
Life is good
Charles Price
>implying any good games or films are going to come out in the next 10 years
Christian Powell
Easton Watson
Seriously though, white trainers or boat shoes for an aspirational tarq?
John Price
whens the trans fad going to end? sick of it
Logan Sanders
new cami set just dropped
phwooaaaar
Benjamin Robinson
it's over for me lads
brits are like america's dad so I say to you: thanks for putting me in this hell arseholes
Julian Green
>having a child is selfish as the child has no say in its own existence
Nathaniel Brown
That whole "Pissi Cuckitini" gimmick on /sp/ has to be one of the worst things on Any Forums, like listening to a bunch of 11 year olds talk to each other
Tyler Cox
Ian Jones
boat shoes are for aging rugby nonces. avoid them at all costs mate
Julian Jones
until you accept that trans women are women rorke
James Evans
Submit to your desire.
Do not be afraid of what you crave.
Submit to lust.
Awaken the Beast.
Jason Rivera
Edible down the gullet lads