Be me taking a shit

>be me taking a shit
>wipe
> see shit stain
>wipe again
>repeat 10-30x
does this happen in your country?

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Yes, i just give up

You neee to run running water and soap up your buttcrack

cut back on the greasy food

Yes, growing up my parents complained that I wasted too much toilet paper, thank god I now live alone

Same, my ass is pretty hairy which is part of it. Get a bidet and or eat more veggies. It's easy to install, check out the one on amazon.

No, use a bidet

Use the hand shower thing you caveman.

install bidet.

What should one eat to have hard solid shit?

just buy a bidet user
it wouldn't even take 0.01% of your paycheck

ah yes, the joys of not using a bidet

How can you use a bidet? The water flow is just too weak imo to clean the cheeks.

I have one that's like a sprayer for a garden hose and you can adjust the water flow with a little handle knob thingy.

I just put it in there and let it dry and clean it when I shower. Wiping is disgusting

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>take a shit
>use bidet
>ass clean
its just so simple

you are the only person in the world who does that

yes

Finland is the only euro country that I've seen use hand showers.

post pic of hand shower. i do not know what it is

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oh wtf

I have dog and he is always happy to lick my asshole clean. He's a good boy

wtf is wrong with your diets
I'm clean after two/three wipes

Same. If he's being reluctanct I simply apply some BBQ sauce on my anus to entice him

I only have that when i drink a lot and eat junk food. In which case i wipe until i bleed from my asshole

>If he's being reluctanct I simply apply som
He literally smashes the door when i don't let him in. He is so dedicated

eat more fiber and drink enough water