/brit/

leftypol having to pay £2 for a new locker key

why are these bastards always so fat?
you'd think the strongest men on earth would have six packs and shit, surely?
not a beer belly

scranning a slug

mong

only anime girls with big chebs allowed itt

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you need calories in to produce muscle
he's a heavyweight so doesn't matter if he's carrying a little extra fat just eats as much as he can

thats good, i like that. even laughed out loud

mass moves mass

have it on good authority that this might not be a good idea

you need to have very low body fat to get a six pack and that reduces muscle mass, if you only care about being strong it's best to just eat like a pig and stay fat. you'll never be in a calorie defecit

Mad how that now Uni has ended and all the students are finished, they've reverted back to anime posting and talking about anime because their brains have gone back into mush.

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just watched this movie pacific rim but there's no rimming wtf

been to nightclubs several times with a wide variety of people and i don’t think i ever saw any lad get a shag from it. yet /brit/, which is filled with guys who watch anime and play video games, claims to go out and shag every weekend

curious

because he's a superheavy, theres no weight cut for him
power to weight ratio does not matter, just absolute max

but when you do need to fit in a weight class of course your body composition is more important

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heard I'll get a little moustache out of it

>curious
yeah?

im 31

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>someone likes you!
>fat womanlet
many such cases

I make 12k per year over the table
no taxes for me lads

know even an incel who got a shag while at a nightclub

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ah right i started comp sci but dropped out as I hated it
might start up again

yet you post childrens cartoons
get a clue

this is what peak performance looks like

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this film Upgrade is pretty good cheers for recommending it brit

yeah?

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ive never been to a nightclub

im past the cutoff where my tax free allowance is starting to be reduced, fucking stupid how we punish people who work hard

I’m handsome, i’ve had long term relationships and shag plenty but would never pull in a club because i’m not a chav that wears fred perry dogshite

you posed this in the previous thread
please DON'T duplicate posts. it makes everyone's posting experience less pleasant.

"i mek dis much muny and have lots an lots av sex"

The Average /brit/ poster

state of you

thesun.co.uk/news/19045236/logan-mwangi-mum-jailed-murder-stepdad/
is my english really this bad or do the sun's articles often use weird phrasing?
by the time i reach the end of any of the sentences in that article, i've already forgotten who the subject of the sentence was
>Logan Mwangi’s ‘pure evil’ teen killer Craig Mulligan unmasked as he’s jailed for life alongside boy’s mum & stepdad
>LOGAN Mwangi's baby-faced teen killer has today been unmasked after he was jailed for murdering the boy along with his mum and stepdad.

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Yeah it was quite a good film

*paedophiles' cartoons

just exposed my ufo obsession autism to the group chat but the lads seems curiously interested in it

i only make 24k
virgin at a very late age
still live with my parents
can't drive

got the house to myself for the next week and a bit de lads, mumbergs off to Jamaica on her holidays and dadstein is away for work

cope on uggers

no need for the degree just teach yourself to code, you'll earn an average salary for a year as a junior then it goes up a lot and if you get yourself into one of the big yank tech companies you will get a six figure (150-300k) stock package and six figure salary with only a few years experience

if you're serious about the career change make a team blind account and fish around for referrals, plenty of people offering them

i’m personally a bit of a vf but ive been to nightclubs with normoids before whilst travelling and at uni. never saw any of them “pull”

shagging is nothing, is he in love

friendship ended with emma radacanu
now katie boulter is my tennisfu

bet you know loads of Warhammer lore or something though, so swings and roundabouts

crickey i'm like near half way

I also loudly correct people's grammar at work when I overhear them speaking incorrectly.

For example
>Saying 'it's me' instead of 'its I'
>using the nominative pronoun 'who' in place of the dative pronoun (to) whom

Toilberg does not like this and often gets very angry

she has a slightly weird face so won't get the fame or money

i make 12k a year
i am 30 years old and live in my parents (formerly rented to randomer) flat
i am a virgin and never had a gf
i am ugly and have random people sometimes even comment on that fact for example i was once having a meal and random guy next to me said "you look just like x" (x is an actor who is known for being unattractive)
i am 5'6 and balding
i have tiny wrists
i have an iq of 123 (measured due to learning disability)
i have a couple friends who i see every few weeks
this is me
this is my life