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boris edish

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youtu.be/nvFdAHDRSFY
He's back!

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mad how if you were a 6.5/10 girl who always handed her homework in early and colour coded her notes and always kept her hand up and then did a very generic but passable dissertation during her degree you could end up working a bullshit media/marketing/networking/email/HR department job for a global giant company and up getting paid £80,000+ a year for actually working about 30 mins of an 8 hour day while you spend the rest of it buying coffees, drinking juice, eating pastries, going on 'teambuilding' lunches and scrolling on instagram

says the man posting in a thread with no subject
utter clown you are mikey

where

>£80k
most people who earn this much are doctors or codemonkeys
a few corproate fags make this much but most do not.

whenever I'm walking down a main street and spot a woman walking down an alley by herself I ritualistically chant "rape rape rape rape" in my head

lol wish this were me

we're all in here

all anime nonces need a bullet in the back of their heads

>A police officer has escaped being sacked, receiving just a written warning after he was filmed knocking 15-year-old girl to the ground with 'big flying kick'

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I’m right though

Hello Ahmed

All four of you yeah lel

salford

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dogshit ERP edish

should have been commended

What do you expect pulling out of a police woman. Kek

cheeky arsegoon on the cards

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getting hungry

too right, that fucking retard was attacking the female officer

you need castrating

luv cats me

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Completely wasted my entire life. How do I deal with this fact?

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non anime posters get the bullet actually

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I just close the tab whenever there's a thread war. I can't be doing with the prospect of getting less (You)s than I otherwise might because people are split.

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shouldn’t have even got a warning

you know the answer to that question
*slides rope towards you*

drink and drugs

*flashes my knickers to the lads*

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ktim

the chav cunt needed shooting, would have done society a favour

might watch balds latest video about britain

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>anime poster
should just close the tab and never come back
maybe neck yourself even x

british anime

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fuck off you utter NONCE i'm fucking SICK to DEATH of you anime pedo cunts

*sits down opposite to you*
*pulls out what looks like a kebab wrap in greaseproof paper*
*starts unravelling*
*a powerful stench of shit hits your nostrils and you recoil*
*takes a bite out of my poo barm and chews loudly with my mouth open*

he visits some of the biggest shitholes in the country
you will probably love it

i agree

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Your own problem innit. You let fear get the better of you

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reckon this is fair does
someone trying to impede an officer arresting someone so he bowls her over with a "this is sparta" kick
how's he meant to know she was a 15 year old girl? could have been an irishman in a wig

She is lucky she got just a kick and nothing more

14 year old killer

>Shameless arrogance of Logan Mwangi's 14-year-old stepbrother who showed NO emotion while being quizzed by detectives over the little boy's murder - as judge unmasks him as the five-year-old's third killer

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10970509/Shameless-arrogance-Logan-Mwangis-14-year-old-stepbrother-murderer.html

kys seriously

grim
can't imagine how fat he must have been to have stretchmarks that bad.

become a street vigilante or join the army

>third killer
mental, this lads died 3 times

posting in non nonce thread

>Police officer gets written warning after he was filmed knocking 15-year-old girl to the ground with 'big flying kick'

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10970055/Norfolk-Police-officer-filmed-giving-girl-15-big-flying-kick-gets-written-warning.html

whos this grim lad posting in here? come back when you look like pic related

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>how's he meant to know she was a 15 year old girl?
That's the problem with him even getting a warning, they're asking police to accurately profile someone's age even when a fellow officer(/s) is being harassed.
I think you can be generally against the police and how they operate and say she deserved what she got.

ahaha great stuff

ssshhhhhh

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*blushes as i enter /brit/*

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big fan of chubby girls with big tits

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this century will be chinese and the next one black

grim

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mad that

go away

What would be the smallest salary you'd accept to live in London?

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I watched it and it was rubbish tbqh. He needs to do more India vlogging

85k

paranoid about going bald lads. Not really fair that I'm 5'6, ugly as shit, dogshit upbringing and will likely go bald eventually too is it

we need to make british rpg's - BRPG's

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they/them GF desired and required desu

30k

BASED

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yeah, maybe for the people living in China and Africa it will be
couldn't care a jot what the population is outside of my immediate surroundings

I can't watch him, he activates my jew radar

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been watching nadal on the tennis eh?

chaps
I've purchased l-Arginine & Soya Lecithin for SEX SEX SEX purposes.
Also bought Bromelain, Vitamin A&C capsules, Iron Complex tables, Zinc, Vitamin D, Cod Liver Oil (1000 mg).

Question though: I've recently adopted an excellent diet of seafood and veggies for dinner basically every day.
Would this shit make me overnourished or is that not really a problem?
The shit on the labels exceed 100% of NRV for some of them.

haha this is me except good upbringing but incel energy genetics

come on user lets ride a rollercoaster

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smells a bit shite in ere

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might move to liverpool and get a remote job and live like a king

>live in London
you couldn't pay me

yeah?

reddit.com/r/EnbyLewds/

How big is your dick? Shorter guys usually have massive willies, yet they still complain

>London is *wheezes due to PM2.5 inhalation before stepping on my train where I commute 2 hours out of central to my £900PCM 12 bed flat share in greater london* peng

might go for some maccy Ds lads what do you reckon a nice burger and fries and 20 nuggs

hope they put the title on him desu

There is a PS1 RPG set in England called Vampir: Kyuuketsuki Densetsu. You should translate it for us by using your knowledge of Japanese from watching copious amounts of anime.

im 5'9 and have a massive dick

cars got scratches on it lads :((((((

can only see them if you look close though, theyre not deep

suppose its just part of life’s rich tapestry

the japanese believe that minor faults/cosmetic marrs on an item are part of its innate character; the imperfection is the perfection

based

cool *turns to speak to literally anyone else as no one else could be this boring*

too much sovl for me

same height and have a decidedly average 6 inch willard

like 5inches or slightly bigger

alright mate you're a chad we get it

London is grim as fuck

the only reason anyone is there is for the sake of toil

t. lives in london for the sake of toil and hate my life

the london experience 2030

100 billion dollars

seems unlikely that Africa will continue its current birthrate levels for the next few decades, for a few reasons

africans are currently getting better education and access to birth control so as literacy, living conditions and women's rights continue to improve, they'll start having less kids (optimistic reason)

many countries are going to get hotter and hotter so they may genuinely become inhospitable, the next few financial crises will be bad for importing wheat and much agriculture so there'll be famines, so millions of Africans will die (pessimistic reason)

and various global billionaires worried about overpopulation and resources like Bill Gates and the Royal Family will probably test out eugenic population control ideas like sterilisation or manmade diseases on Africa before anywhere else (nightmare reason)

>Pay £5.80 per day when I go into office
>4/5 days per week I don't even bother though
>so I'm paying £5.80 per week on travel

oh woe is me londonberg, how could you do this? How I so wish I lived in Middlesbrough guzzling on chips and gravy

*jiggles your belly*

Wasn't a "big" kick was it? Can't even call it "flying" really, his other leg is still on the ground.

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My penis is approximently the size of Clifton suspension bridge

>Mwangi

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youtube.com/watch?v=jbWL0876Viw

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hehe

yes lad comfy like a cat

why is he doing that?

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Any mans use Food for Thought when going to McDs?

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rasheed and rorke linked up?

licked an actual girls arsehole a few times lads
surreal experience

T cut

been nearly an hour and a half since i poured this gin and tonic, still haven't taken a sip

i have a work from home job and have done for 6 years and i especially moved to london because that's where i wanted to be. it would actually be easier for me to live elsewhere as i would be nearer where i have to go the few times i go into work.

>So Solid Crew are playing a gig at a pool hall in Hastings on Saturday
I'LL be there, will YOU?

breakcore is shite
get some jungle down you my son

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all cultures are equal

lindsey meadows, stuffin young muffins