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Lads I have an old rusty bike I want to get rid of in a fun way. How do I set fire to it? Do I just pour bbq fluid on it and burn the thing?

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chuck it in the closest river

sup debaser

we say it unironically

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god i wish i were that hand

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Things we should normalise as beautiful:
Periods
Hairy legs
Small boobs
No makeup

any feeling condemned man in

yeah no irony about it

How did we come from you

Aw hell nah did you post a cutter nigga

really gone off gibbymoo ever since i found out she owns a big black dildo

help me out here
>date a sweet girl for 3 months
>was really magical
>got bored of her and cut her off brutally and suddenly
>she forgave me
>still speaks to me
>still wants to meet up and go for walks etc despite having found another guy recently and is happy with him
>invites me over to her flat and we watch films together on her bed but she says she doesn’t want to push it further than that
???

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STALIN'S GOT THE EVIL ON THE RUN

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Why did you break up with her like that

Went off her the first time I saw her, grim scars and got that ugly sweaty slag look about her

You haven't met me.

you fellas have fallen far from the tree

just didn’t like her anymore innit

Chip off the ol' fish n' chips

if you don't like her anymore why are you still meeting up with her

daily reminder

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ew

wtf you can't say that

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menstruation is a sign of health and fertility, so it's odd that it's not appealing to the opposite sex

imagine how grim the UK would be if ed miliband had won back in 2015

Ordered a burrito for lunch but wish I ordered a chippy instead now ffs

I mean why couldn't you be more gentle about it

Plus it seems she either still likes you or can't let go because you broke up with her so suddenly

Also ngl suddenly breaking up with someone because "got bored of you lol" is woman behavior

You can't tell me what to do or else I'll start shooting

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@167117254
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of Any Forums are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

you wouldn't dare

lads I NEED a fem faggot bf

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He really did have hair like a Chinaman.

want to shag her

i’m severely mentally ill hehe

Blood is grim you fucking nonce

Oh yes I would, it's the American way

i love sweaty girls

Yeah no shit I mean you're bri'ish unironically

agree with the message of this but you just know the creator willingly spends 40 hours a week on twitter