Hello.
Welcome ESL joke thread.
Please tell a joke and we laugh.
Hello.
Welcome ESL joke thread.
Please tell a joke and we laugh.
I don’t get it.
Uh the modulus of 1+i is sqrt(2) chud.
yes but i^2 = -1 which is the joke haha
how are you this dense haha
It's a stupid joke meant for stupid people haha big funny :) euclidean distances don't work like that retard.
a saxon is sitting at a restaurant
the boy sitting behind the saxon gives him a kick, the saxon says nothing
the boy kicks him another time, and again the saxon says nothing
the boy kicks him a third time, this time the saxon turns around and says to the boy, "if you keep kicking, i'm going to change my seat"
>It's a stupid joke meant for stupid people haha big funny :) euclidean distances don't work like that retard.
Pythagorean theorem
a^2+b^2=c^2
i=sqrt(-1) --> i^2=-1
1^2=1
So -1+1=0 thus implying the length of such hypotenuse is of zero length. This glosses over the idea that when we use complex numbers we're actually using a plane that has multiple components.
Little timmy comes crying to his mom that his head hurts.
>Mommy my head hurts
His mother replies to him.
>You have to drink a lot to stop it.
Little timmy replies
>Alright, where's the liquor?
For a hunter, what is the difference between his dog and his wife?
The price of the necklace.
I'm godawful at math, how does i suddenly equal -1?
You are ESL too? Haha
i is the square root of -1, it is not a real number but an imaginary number, that's why your calculator will give you an error if you tell it to compute the square root of -1 and expect it to print a real number
i refers to sqrt(-1)
What's a negative number multiplied by a negative number? A positive number.
How can we really get the square root of something negative? We can't. Thus we have the concept of imaginary number represented by i.
so i*i=-1
hehe he used a calculator? lmao
this thread was worth it
thank you pablo
it's the end of the month and a worker head's to his boss office to get paid, he gets his money and walks out, a few minutes later he comes back and says:
>boss, my payment is missing R$50
the boss looks at him and scoffs
>that's funny, last month i added 50 extra into your pay and you didn't complain!
the worker then says
>i can look past one mistake, but two is too much!
>i refers to sqrt(-1)
all the time or just in this case?
The imaginary unit i, or j (if you're an electrical engineer), is defined as sqrt(-1). It is an appendage to the real numbers.
why did the koala fail at the job interview?? because he didn't have the KOALAfications!!!
All the time. Normally it's written as in the picture and not the plain printed way.
>What's a negative number multiplied by a negative number? A positive number.
ok
>How can we really get the square root of something negative? We can't.
ok
>Thus we have the concept of imaginary number represented by i.
I'm not following, how does that solve the dilemma you outlined?
ROFL
technically i is defined from i^2 = -1 and not as the square root of -1. the diff is subtle tho
What do you call a broken can opener?
a CAN’T opener!!!!!!
I don't get it?
I don't know, do you?
you will never be english