Hello

Hello.

Welcome ESL joke thread.

Please tell a joke and we laugh.

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I don’t get it.

Uh the modulus of 1+i is sqrt(2) chud.

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yes but i^2 = -1 which is the joke haha
how are you this dense haha

It's a stupid joke meant for stupid people haha big funny :) euclidean distances don't work like that retard.

a saxon is sitting at a restaurant
the boy sitting behind the saxon gives him a kick, the saxon says nothing
the boy kicks him another time, and again the saxon says nothing
the boy kicks him a third time, this time the saxon turns around and says to the boy, "if you keep kicking, i'm going to change my seat"

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>It's a stupid joke meant for stupid people haha big funny :) euclidean distances don't work like that retard.

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Pythagorean theorem

a^2+b^2=c^2
i=sqrt(-1) --> i^2=-1
1^2=1

So -1+1=0 thus implying the length of such hypotenuse is of zero length. This glosses over the idea that when we use complex numbers we're actually using a plane that has multiple components.

Little timmy comes crying to his mom that his head hurts.
>Mommy my head hurts
His mother replies to him.
>You have to drink a lot to stop it.
Little timmy replies
>Alright, where's the liquor?

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For a hunter, what is the difference between his dog and his wife?
The price of the necklace.

I'm godawful at math, how does i suddenly equal -1?

You are ESL too? Haha

i is the square root of -1, it is not a real number but an imaginary number, that's why your calculator will give you an error if you tell it to compute the square root of -1 and expect it to print a real number

i refers to sqrt(-1)

What's a negative number multiplied by a negative number? A positive number.

How can we really get the square root of something negative? We can't. Thus we have the concept of imaginary number represented by i.

so i*i=-1

hehe he used a calculator? lmao
this thread was worth it
thank you pablo

it's the end of the month and a worker head's to his boss office to get paid, he gets his money and walks out, a few minutes later he comes back and says:
>boss, my payment is missing R$50
the boss looks at him and scoffs
>that's funny, last month i added 50 extra into your pay and you didn't complain!
the worker then says
>i can look past one mistake, but two is too much!

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>i refers to sqrt(-1)
all the time or just in this case?

The imaginary unit i, or j (if you're an electrical engineer), is defined as sqrt(-1). It is an appendage to the real numbers.

why did the koala fail at the job interview?? because he didn't have the KOALAfications!!!

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All the time. Normally it's written as in the picture and not the plain printed way.

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>What's a negative number multiplied by a negative number? A positive number.
ok
>How can we really get the square root of something negative? We can't.
ok
>Thus we have the concept of imaginary number represented by i.
I'm not following, how does that solve the dilemma you outlined?

ROFL

technically i is defined from i^2 = -1 and not as the square root of -1. the diff is subtle tho

What do you call a broken can opener?
a CAN’T opener!!!!!!

I don't get it?

I don't know, do you?

you will never be english