/brit/

We already have some pretty good free stuff shit for brains. What a fucking cuck you are, slurping down your tory masters shriveled dicks.

The Scotch are an angry subrace

Just assume you're all farmers desu

Yeah and who pays for it you drug-addled jock mong? It's certainly not you. Ungrateful cunts.

Says the mutt. How many cunts invaded your country over the centuries? The romans built a wall to keep us out coz he knew were hard cunts

Royal Mail (i.e. the people that empty the post boxes and deliver to your door) are a separate company to the Post Office (i.e. the building you go to when you want to send a parcel). Royal Mail is also no longer owned by the government, while the Post Office is still government owned. Both Post Office and Royal Mail are struggling. Post Office are having to switch to selling more financial services and non-postage products (which offer much higher markup). And Royal Mail are constantly driving up the price of stamps to make sure they stay afloat, they've also been forced into Sunday deliveries to compete with other couriers.

didn't pay for uni me, no student debt me. pretty good being Scottish.

Sounds like you need to get institutionalised properly

This whole lie about the Scottish taking more than they contribute has been proven time and time again to be a bullshit cope cooked up by you lot. Why do you love being a sub to tory aristocracy?

Your gimmick shit

can't say i have an opinion but would not be interested to know more

the lads

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good

You aren't the same people just as the English aren't the same people the Romans invaded. You're both descendants of Anglo Saxon who invaded after the Roman conquest. The Anglo Saxons in Scotland drove the native Celtic speakers into the Highlands while appropriating their identity and continue to larp as being different from the English to this day

T. Welsh

It's not fair bros... those titties don't belong behind bars

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>essential communications service gets privatised
>glorified newsagents stays in public hands
Sounds about par for the course

still howl at the thought of morrissey writing endless letters suggesting storylines to coronation street

London subsidises everything in your country. Wish you would leave just so we could laugh at how fucking poor you would be.

These feminists are all about woman empowerment but don't realise that if they just tell the guy they're shagging to put a condom on they won't need to give a shit about abortion.

reckon he still does this?

no man should wear a condom

We want to leave but your lot keep shitting their britches whenever we try. Funny that, innit.

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Every single fucking day.

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you’ve never had sex and it shows

>We want to leave

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i am getting stronger

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>we
>you guys

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not even scottish but it seems the other way round to me. /brit/ seems to be either people moaning about communism, transsexuals, minorities or scotland

Cannot imagine Turkey ever being allowed in, much less now that they're filled with Syrians

Scots threatening to leave is like a petulant teenager throwing a tantrum and threatening to run away from home. They'd never actually do it.

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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Maxwell chose the ugly girls

>Iceland
>Norway
>Switzerland
>Belarus
>UK

The lads, as it were

>2014 was 8 years ago
bros....

pwease….. suckle meh……… want suckle……

It really is laughable, you say you don't care but you very clearly do. Once scotland fucks off its only a matter of time before Ireland unites and leaves the union and Wales eventually follows suit.

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Im watching you incels…….

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Post Offices handle a lot of banking for local businesses now that high street banks are all shutting down. Plus you can buy National Express tickets and fishing licences there. A bit more to offer than a newsagent.

I just know it from those old computer adverts that say
>except in nebraska

Scotnats mentality comes from a place of historical, inherited sexual inadequacies. Many years ago, the English king enacted Prima Nocta and cucked every newly wed man in Scotland. That mentality has manifested itself into a kind of battered wife syndrome. A collective sense of defencelessness. Daddy England, and poor little Scotland. Their identity is defined by being on their knees, bending over and taking Big English Cock. Thats why they sound so high pitched and effeminate. Its Freudian, psychological. Search up what Scots top porn searches are, and its "English girls" and "Anglo hardcore creampie in Scot fanny"

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And you lot very evidently talk a big talk but would never actually leave. We're just done entertaining your petty tantrums and wasting public money on your gay little agenda.

was thinking battered sav for lunch, but now im beginning to think kfc for lunch. just cant make up me mind lads.