British food

british food

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Bread and cheese? Where's the orange food colouring? Why does the bread have a crust? Why isn't the cheese liquid?

White looks so dry I'm having trouble breathing imagining eating it and I need some water now

perfectly melted

Reminds me of the Gordon Ramsay grilled cheese. What a disaster that was...

american food

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Don't understand why foreigners go mad about that clip

Are you aware that cheddar is a rubbish cheese for fully melting and that it just separates into a puddle of oil and a clod of whey? Or do you only eat processed cheese?

the heat from the dishwasher cooks the fish

how can they possibly eat that slop?

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Gordon... you fucked up fair and square. You fucked up a grilled cheese, lad.

Enjoy your American cheese-style processed slices with mostly natural colourants

Here is your average british chef bro.

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Mate, grilled cheese sandwiches should not and do not need to use thick slices of "good" cheese.

If your oven is broken, I don't see the problem

What's wrong with this?

Yeah food shouldn't taste nice

Why eat delicious food when you can just eat American plastic homogeneous shit

>15 Michelin stars

unironically based, just need some red wine and it would be perfect

Bread and cheese is too spicy for Americans

no cheetos or Dorito-flavoured 7up.

>unironically based, just need some red wine and it would be perfect
Not you too, frenchbro. That shit would be too dry to eat. It needs something fresh like sauce, olive oil or tomatoes.

It's called butter.

You put butter on bread.

started using deodorant
didn’t think this stuff actually works

I fucking love a Ploughmans lunch lads.

Made a fat one the other day

Bit of fancy Spanish salami too

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perfect

Looks good

>Ploughmans lunch
What a sovlful name!
I would wager that every european country has some sort of bread + cold cuts plate.

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Corr (phwoarr)

German ham is quality, can get Brunswick ham here (assume you call it something else locally) and it's tasty sex

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Looks like Pecorino or Grana Padano on fresh baguette, would eat.

Neat

Add some olive oil and it’s fine.

how is that not fair

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